Welcome to my blog!

"If time is my vessel then learning to love might be my way back to sea." - Interpol

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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Not risking it

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hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

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hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

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oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

w h a t

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OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

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Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

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GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

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reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

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I can’t miss this

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I’ll take the Vikings over the porn bots any day

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the greeks at the gates of troy

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(via sami_grayce)

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Imagine knowing Beyonce could’ve been your mother

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I'm an active player looking for new friends! :D I'm especially useful for flower events and that's also the kind of help I need. Thanks for tuning in!

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I’m literally in tears.

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This post is flawless.

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Love!

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A-1 posting

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So finals have got me down and I’ve decided all I want for christmas is to be as happy as jeff goldblum in a multi-colored cat sweater

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We are….less than close to our goal…..

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WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

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OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

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Hey everyone I just want to say

We did it

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Live your dreams 2k18

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Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

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Oh my gosh… Friend…

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(via SilviuMajor)

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wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

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YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

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UGH! LOVE!

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esp the people who did it alone 

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I think we could all use this on our dashes.

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Pure post

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This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

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Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.