oh no, i have free will

Lil bit crazy, lil bit sane, completely cosmere

[astraleliza]

“Come on Pomni, pick it up! I have a tall shelf to reach!”

Inspired by @sp4cec4se’s comment on my comic

[transgwender616]

[vivianunknown]

“Zooble is way better trans rep than Jax”

Looks inside:

Of the two Zooble is the most *agreeable* trans rep because they’re out from the get-go, funny, and are also largely considered morally acceptable in their actions.

[goldenaltar]

concept: no astrophage au where eridians and humans still make first contact but like, properly. a whole diplomatic mission meeting in the middle of space to save travel time. stratt is humanity's greatest representation. the eridian equivalent is equally as scary and secretly soft. it's all very star trek.

but rocky and grace put the whole diplomacy thing in jeopardy by being too best buddy with it. like they're both really low level members of the mission. some engineer necessary for ship maintenance, and an obligatory molecular biologist they brought along in case they found more alien cells out in space. and these two guys like, somehow keep ending up hanging out essentially "at the back of the classroom." consistently left out of the actually important negotiations, and well, they're bored!

grace steals some laptops and starts jury-rigging his own personal translator for rocky, despite the fact that the official translation software is way quicker to learn and much more nuanced. rocky starts learning english, simplifies his eridian, and immediately starts mocking grace for needing the software. they start blabbing to each other about all the weird quirks of their respective cultures and advanced science their planets can do. the whole time they are ribbing each other about culture stuff. grace eats in front of rocky. rocky forces grace to sleep in a corridor somewhere so he can keep watch.

then stratt and the eridian leader find out and it's like

stratt: you. you've been meeting in private with a member of the eridian deligation?

grace: ... yyyes.

stratt: and you shared with them classified scientific documents?

grace: i... maybe gave him. a laptop. he's so smart! what was i supposed to do?

stratt: HIM? you've assigned male pronouns to a genderless species?

grace: he said he likes to match!

stratt: do you even know the name of this eridian?!

grace: i call him rocky :)

stratt: 😰

then on rocky's side of things it's like

eridian leader: sorry did you say you called the human after one of its digestive noises?

rocky: yeah :)

eridian leader: and. you've been telling it about how to make xenonite. one of our most vital trading resources.

rocky: yes yes, grace is very ignorant about basic chemistry 🙄

eridian leader: right. and you watch it sleep. despite the fact that all the human beings we have spoken to have described this as a cultural violation?

rocky: well he didn't like it at first but he came around!!

anyway both sides of the delegation are sweating profusely (metaphorically speaking) until they see rocky and grace in action and are like ohh! they're both freaks. we are not to blame for this. these two are just really bad at navigating cultural norms.

cut to grace curled up with rocky while he sleeps like a baby.

[sparrrorow-art]

the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

[fleshengine]

Reblog this loby when they least expect it.

[kamydrawstuffs]

(Animatic) Caine & Bill "My Sweet Lil' Bumblebee"

I gotta be honest, I was suppose to draw a comic, but this song was playing on my playlist and I got VERY distracted. THIS is the result. Enjoy!

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[bad-4chan-literature]

[kasai-yagi]

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

[snakegirllovehandles]

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

[gayestgen]

[silviadragoness]

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

[sexhaver]

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

[sexhaver]

[the-hittite]

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

[legalizememes]

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

[satan-offical]

I found this in my notes app

I don't know what it means but it kinda goes hard

[reunmint]

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[reunmint]

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

[wolfythewitch]

Do you guys wanna see the version of bloodymary im somewhat invested in

[wolfythewitch]

Imagine you float up from near death and some old guy is poking you in the face and humming

[wolfythewitch]

Okay wait one more

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[elsa-fogen]

Masterpost of my Hazbin AUs and comics

FINALLY, NO WAY???? YOU WAITED, YOU ASKED, AND IT'S FINALLY HERE!

I just wanted to collect all the Hazbin AU/comic covers i ever made in one post, so here's my excuse to do it. Btw they're in somewhat chronological order (chronological on the event timeline, not when they were drawn) (it doesn't mean that they all exist in one timeline lol)

I may or may not have missed some AUs though, lmk if i did.

Finished

Alastor's Pride Education month (era 1/era2)

Series of comics and memes, created during Pride month 2024, where Alastor learns about his asexuality, and makes it everyone else's problem.

Incompatible frequencies (18+) (era 2)

Alastor and Vox make a deal, but later Alastor realises that he overestimated himself and can't pay the price. It doesn't bother Vox in the slightest though, he wants what was promised to him and will not budge.

Ongoing AUs and comics

Breakfast AU (era 1/era 2)

Comic, inspired by Velvette's line in Respectles "i could eat you all for breakfast". Rosie and Alastor took this personally and proved her wrong. Surprisingly, focused on the Vees and their relationships with each other.

Forced broadcast (era 2)

Vox didn't take Alastor's rejection well, and in anger used his hypnosis power on Alastor, to make him change his mind. Because Alastor was drunk and didn't expect the attack, Vox's attempt suceeded. Alastor accepts Vox's offer of partnership, even though he doesn't understand why.

Rise of the Radio demon (era 1/era 2 )

Comic about Alastor's first days in Hell and him becoming the Radio Demon.

Turned Humans (era 2)

Charlie fucked up a spell, and turned every sinner in Hell back into their human forms. Surprisingly, Radio Demon, terryfying monster, mysterious dealmaker, sadistic radiohost isn't anything anyone could've imagined.

Stable Signal (era 2)

Alastor and Vox manadged to keep their friendship to the present days and gave healthy platonic relationships (as healthy as it can be in Hell...)

Podcast Besties (era 2) (no masterpost)

Alastor and Velvette share a podcast.

Everything is the same, but Alastor is a woman (era 2) (no masterpost)

Everything is the same, but Alastor is a woman. And her name is Alecto.

Blinded (era 2)

During season 2 Alastor loses both eyes and his left arm.

May continue, may not

Good Intentions (era 1)

Comic-theory, alternative season 2. Seeing that redemption is actually possible, Heaven decided to establish a strict system of trials and punishments for souls in Hell, to earn their redemption.

Charlie's toys AU (era 1)

Lucifer and Lilith have no idea, how to handle children, and also they are two all-powerfull beings, that every sinner is afraid of. They treat sinners like toys for their Charlie, and one day they kidnap Alastor, to make him a new toy for their girl. They don't know yet, that they made a huge mistake. Probably.

Redeemed Alastor (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor gives up his power and blips straight into Heaven, meets his mom and unlocks old trauma. (AU started as a joke, but now it's all angst, sorry)

Reverse Hotel (era 1) (no masterpost)

AU where (almost) all characters switch roles with each other. AU changes Alastor and Charlie, Rosie and Vaggie, Angel Dust and Emily and so on.

Demon Mom (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor's mother is actually in Hell.

Won't be continued (sorry)

Artificial Demon AU (era 1)

Alastor was created by Sera and scientists in heaven, to prevent uprising and solve the problem of overpopulation.

Angel Alastor (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor is (was?) a seraphim in Heaven.

Hazbin + DBH AU (era 1) (no masterpost)

Crossover of Hazbin Hotel and Detroit: Become human

[elsa-fogen]

Masterpost of my Hazbin AUs and comics

FINALLY, NO WAY???? YOU WAITED, YOU ASKED, AND IT'S FINALLY HERE!

I just wanted to collect all the Hazbin AU/comic covers i ever made in one post, so here's my excuse to do it. Btw they're in somewhat chronological order (chronological on the event timeline, not when they were drawn) (it doesn't mean that they all exist in one timeline lol)

I may or may not have missed some AUs though, lmk if i did.

Finished

Alastor's Pride Education month (era 1/era2)

Series of comics and memes, created during Pride month 2024, where Alastor learns about his asexuality, and makes it everyone else's problem.

Incompatible frequencies (18+) (era 2)

Alastor and Vox make a deal, but later Alastor realises that he overestimated himself and can't pay the price. It doesn't bother Vox in the slightest though, he wants what was promised to him and will not budge.

Ongoing AUs and comics

Breakfast AU (era 1/era 2)

Comic, inspired by Velvette's line in Respectles "i could eat you all for breakfast". Rosie and Alastor took this personally and proved her wrong. Surprisingly, focused on the Vees and their relationships with each other.

Forced broadcast (era 2)

Vox didn't take Alastor's rejection well, and in anger used his hypnosis power on Alastor, to make him change his mind. Because Alastor was drunk and didn't expect the attack, Vox's attempt suceeded. Alastor accepts Vox's offer of partnership, even though he doesn't understand why.

Rise of the Radio demon (era 1/era 2 )

Comic about Alastor's first days in Hell and him becoming the Radio Demon.

Turned Humans (era 2)

Charlie fucked up a spell, and turned every sinner in Hell back into their human forms. Surprisingly, Radio Demon, terryfying monster, mysterious dealmaker, sadistic radiohost isn't anything anyone could've imagined.

Stable Signal (era 2)

Alastor and Vox manadged to keep their friendship to the present days and gave healthy platonic relationships (as healthy as it can be in Hell...)

Podcast Besties (era 2) (no masterpost)

Alastor and Velvette share a podcast.

Everything is the same, but Alastor is a woman (era 2) (no masterpost)

Everything is the same, but Alastor is a woman. And her name is Alecto.

Blinded (era 2)

During season 2 Alastor loses both eyes and his left arm.

May continue, may not

Good Intentions (era 1)

Comic-theory, alternative season 2. Seeing that redemption is actually possible, Heaven decided to establish a strict system of trials and punishments for souls in Hell, to earn their redemption.

Charlie's toys AU (era 1)

Lucifer and Lilith have no idea, how to handle children, and also they are two all-powerfull beings, that every sinner is afraid of. They treat sinners like toys for their Charlie, and one day they kidnap Alastor, to make him a new toy for their girl. They don't know yet, that they made a huge mistake. Probably.

Redeemed Alastor (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor gives up his power and blips straight into Heaven, meets his mom and unlocks old trauma. (AU started as a joke, but now it's all angst, sorry)

Reverse Hotel (era 1) (no masterpost)

AU where (almost) all characters switch roles with each other. AU changes Alastor and Charlie, Rosie and Vaggie, Angel Dust and Emily and so on.

Demon Mom (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor's mother is actually in Hell.

Won't be continued (sorry)

Artificial Demon AU (era 1)

Alastor was created by Sera and scientists in heaven, to prevent uprising and solve the problem of overpopulation.

Angel Alastor (era 1) (no masterpost)

Alastor is (was?) a seraphim in Heaven.

Hazbin + DBH AU (era 1) (no masterpost)

Crossover of Hazbin Hotel and Detroit: Become human

[walking-on-the-side]

[theque3rde3r]

I need to start tracing over faces again, but I tried my best for a doodle I did while eating spaghetti