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youdonthavetogotocollege

This is so sad it's making me cry

walking-thyroid

#vintage

ostolero

saul: i think you’ve trained enough… it’s time to take off your chains

walt: amazing… i got used to the weight of the physical representation of my sins, but now that i’ve cast them off i feel like i’m twice… no… THREE times as able to do crimes. this is amazing

jesse: look mr white i can jump really high now

angeltiddies

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

invaderxan

academic conferences

urbanfantasyinspiration

Work meetings

greenekatgrey

Interviews

ambulatoryhoodie

Auditory processing disorder

lemonsharks

conversations with my cats who are yelling

nonasuch

telling a small baby that they made an excellent point and you fully agree

ultimatebottom69

ADHD

starlyt

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

Not the worst place to work one day

#red cross #paediatrics #devil #peak

desperate times

#not the right tools for the job #but got it done nontheless #exams #red #wine

cetitanhasmoved

#god this is a fucking mess

meteor-falls

thestuffedalligator

If the wizard you’re fighting is using two-to-three syllable pseudo-Latin magic words, that is a wizard you can absolutely punch in the face.

If the wizard you’re fighting starts reciting a rhyming couplet, you need to get out of there yesterday. You need to change your identity and hide your soul in a pin in a rabbit in a chest on an island that only appears once every three months and even then only to a third son, because any spell that rhymes will curse you, your dog, your descendants, and will somehow work its way backwards through time to curse your ancestors.