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[jerryterry]

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[frankenflora]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! (i know its a lil late)

Karkat approaches Dave at random intervals during the day and stares blankly into his face without speaking. This is how he requests a kiss.

[razzberrysheep]

happy wriggling day karkat, here’s that scene in candy where dave sticks his foot in his mouth about karkat’s teeth bc same

[blackbberry-deactivated20200715]

[sifu-kisu]

[loswish]

@drukhari

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

tma is very fun and good but how do you recommend it to people. how do you warn people. like "oh it's a horror podcast what are the content warnings?" "yes."

[raptortooth]

"Do you have any very specific fears? Well you're about to find out!"

[pomrania]

You can find the spoiler-free content warnings page here; but that only works once you realize, maybe for the first time, what things you’re terrified of.

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bocceclub]

wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of ireland! wild, huh? i wonder if the two are connected in some way? i guess the world will never know….

[mightydragoon]

That isn’t in any way impacted by the several wars, penal laws and other shit done to deliberately subjugate and discriminate against the mostly Irish Catholic population but that doesn’t explain anything that might stifle innovation and invention in Ireland now would it. 

[saipng]

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

I genuinely love that the wording here indicates the death penalty bit isn’t actually based on the trial results

[prosopagn0sia]

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

[bileshroom]

calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

[renguro-main]

i want that twink obliterated

[maltese-death-kitty]

• calling everything sexy

[junecourse]

- potion of ____ (example: potion of get his ass!)

[mousethe]

I'm at soup

[jankybones]

Reassurance 

Stev/inel shippers do NOT interact. This is purely platonic brother/sister feels. If I see u taggin this as shipping u just gonna get a block lol

My content isn’t for y’all!

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[lily-orchard]

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

[hilbeth]

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

[the-spawn-of-loki]

This makes me happy.

[spinef0ryou]

fuck gender i wanna be legally classified as a biohazard

[vraska-theunseen]

good news op! now in 2020 you can be!

[domestic-harry]

IM SCREAMING

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]

[lynxgriffin]

Language, Susie!

Well, Kris just let that cat out of the bag! Or more like tipped over a box with a tiger in it on Susie’s head. Subtlety is not their strong suit.

A short but sweet update! New part will be along soon!

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[mavaaline]

i can’t believe they just cancelled school for a month so everyone can play animal crossing new horizons