Trash. This Is Just Trash.

Full of either relatable shit, pretty shit, or stupid funny shit. Enjoy the chaos, I guess?

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[livelovelaugh-777]

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Arranged Marriage + Banter

Trying something new: I'm using a randomizer to give me tropes or AUs from the two lists down below and I write a prompt list for the combined themes.

"You haven't run away yet." "Neither have you."

"Hey, I'm not thrilled about getting married to you either."

"You should try to not glare at me at our engagement pictures."

"Could have been worse." "How?" "It could be someone I actually like and they don't like me back."

"Should we hold hands? You know, for like... moral support?"

"Let's just not even pretend to like each other."

"There is still time to cancel the wedding." "And disappoint your parents? That's your job."

"So, do you think they did a good job of picking me?" "I never actually trusted their taste and I was proven right."

"You're okay with all of this?" "Sure. You're not as annoying as I thought you would be."

"Why do all of your engagement pictures look like I will not survive till the wedding?"

"Did you just flirt with me?" "It's our wedding day, so yes I did."

"We should get to know each other better." "I just need to know what annoys you the most."

"You should be happy." "Why?" "Because you get to wake up to this beautiful face for the rest of your life."

Lists: Favourite Tropes + AU ideas

More: Arranged Marriage Royalty AU Events + Arranged matrimony for royalty + How to write witty banter

[depsidase]

[assiraphales]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

[depsidase]

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[polyphonetic]

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[vhen-harel]

[depsidase]

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

[ninewheels]

#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You

(courtesy of noknowshame)

[earhartsease]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]