"Bush Beans did 9/11"

My name's Luke, I'm 20, a microbiology major and rock climber kinda just wasting time on here. Enjoy your stay!

[unpredictablememes]

[thebestoftumbling]

[biculturalist-deactivated201612]

What language is this

[cryingblogger]

I feel like I’m having a stroke

[twitterlols]

[banji-effect]

Also whoever made these should probably be my therapist from now on??

[yeezy-nation]

imagine if tumblr mental health culture was like this instead of being manipulative, unhealthy, and encouraging people to not be accountable for their wrongdoings

[lakilester]

[pettydemon]

[do-the-scarn]

I wish I was a fun person to be around but I seem to have no personality or communication skills and that is why I have an estimated two friends

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

If you just leave your shopping carts around the parking lot like a fucking chimpanzee instead of putting it in the corral like a human being you are going to super hell and if that doesnt exist i will pirate enough millions of copies of the passion of the christ just so god will definitely send me to normal hell so i can construct the super hell just for you you goddamn animal

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[krabby-kronicle]

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

we mcfreakin lost her, doctor

[ddraco]

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Wizard Emoji Review

neat, i love his star robes! 10/10

ooh i love his beard and he looks very comfy 10/10

woah! i love the detail 11/10!

oh he’s just…chilling 8)/10 (10/10)

i trust him with my f**king life 10/10

oooooooh his hat! i have one just like it! 10/10!

i got so inspired i drew my own! i like to think it’s 10/10!

[catsi]

your wizard is definitely a 10/10!! i love how he levitates his hat to show his magic powers while still looking stylish and wizardly!!! hes excellent!

[ultrafacts]

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[razztazticffn]

I feel like I’ve found my people.

[walkoffthemountain-blog]

Hi everyone! For those of you that don't know, I'm going to India next summer with Operation Groundswell! The program that I'm in is a study tour about the relationship between grander and religion. Part of this program is fundraising a community contribution, which is a donation to locally established non-profit organizations. One thing that's great about this setup is that it supports local groups that are rooted in the community, instead of bringing in foreign organizations. If you have any questions about the program feel free to shoot me a message!

Even if you can’t donate, please feel free to share this around! https://www.plumfund.com/charity-fundraising/groundswell-community-contribution

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[carbink]

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