Motherducker

I'm getting too old for this shit

[cassercole]

toooooo real 

[peashooter85]

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

[pumpkinspicepunani]

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

[wadewilson-parker]

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

[fwizard]

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

[myourenjinja-deactivated2018120]

What do you see poliwag? “Everything”

[spitblaze]

I love them

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Stop hogging the bed!”

[darehinare]

“Just divorced the son of a bitch” oh my god

Power

[nudewaldo]

Is that an accurate translation?

[darehinare]

Actually, a better translation would be “just divorced the son of a dog” (supposed to be an insult towards the guy and his father) lmao but yes it’s accurate.

[badgirlsgotocancun]

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[missanthropicprinciple]

reblogging for better info

[natalia-james-deactivated201807]

Projeto Identidade is a Brazilian project idealized by Noemia Oliveira and Orlando Caldeira. The project raises the question of the black representation in pop culture.

[angreav]

BEAUTIFUL!!!

[andhumanslovedstories]

I can’t believe in the year of our lord 2k16 and today I stood in an actual Blockbuster in the state of Alaska

[threesideddream]

officially a museum

[historicaltimes]

Sign placed in front of the Memphis Zoo, Tennessee, stating the only day of the week that African Americans were allowed to visit, c. 1959.

via reddit

[votedami]

This is the kind of thing white people see and say: “It’s not fair I can’t go to the zoo today.” “It’s not fair I can’t apply to scholarships for black people.” “It;s not fair I can’t say the n-word, but you can.” Never: “It’s not fair they can’t go to the zoo today.” Never: “It’s not fair I have more access to scholarships than they do.” Never: “It’s not fair people used this word to hurt them.” We didn’t create the racism, we just learned to survive in spite of it.

[nintendette]

[widebooty]

LOL JESUS

[smitethestate]

100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+.

[wonderlandgirl4ever]

[counterpunches]

#i would trust this dog with my taxes

[riemth-deactivated20181126]

I would trust this dog with my life

[maxofs2d]

[digital-lich]

sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad

[aflamestillburning-deactivated2]

Please please please

I saw a post about “Please stop hitting on women while they’re at work” and I 100% agree with it, which is why I’m making a separate post to say please don’t hit on people in general when they’re at work.

I work at a bakery and we have this sweet 16 about to turn 17 year old boy who works up front of our store. He used to work at the place next door to us and, while he was there, a girl he was working with developed a bit of a crush on him and asked him out.

He said no, that he has a girlfriend (which she already knew) and thought they could just continue on being friends and coworkers.

Since beginning work at our bakery she stops in every single day and talks to him for the entirety of her 30 minute long break. He has told her multiple times that he’s at work and can’t stand around and talk and when I asked him if he was uncomfortable his response was a very relieved “Oh, God, yes.” 

He’s tried to talk to one of the owners about it and his response was “You can talk to her after work” not realizing this poor boy is being made incredibly uncomfortable on a daily basis in the work place. 

When we told him he could come into the back to find something to do if he needed to he was so incredibly thankful and relieved. This girl spent twenty minutes standing up front waiting for him to come back after he said he had to go do something. Twenty minutes in the front of the store ever after being told he can’t talk to her. He doesn’t know what would happen if he says that he doesn’t want to talk to her and is genuinely nervous every time she walks in.

The only reprieve he gets is from the bakers in the back saying “I get it. Come back here” because the Owners don’t understand that he, a male coworker, can be made uncomfortable by these unwanted advancements being made toward him. 

Please.

This post isn’t made to undersell not hitting on women while they’re at work. I get that and that’s why this separate post exists.

Please.

Don’t hit on people when they’re at work.

Don’t hit on people when they can’t tell you no. 

[animatedamerican]

DON’T HIT ON PEOPLE WHEN THEY CAN’T TELL YOU NO.

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[perhapsarat]

I hope everyone is prepared. The time is almost upon us.

[rainingfishandfrogs]

i love everyone in this bar

[violeteyedmedium]

I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to catch a bulbasaur

[galactides]

rattatata (rattatata) rattatata (rattatata)

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[ithelpstodream]