[OBJECTUM FREAK]

gayass sideblog. url is a joke icon - brutus-n-clowns uuuhh u can call us pepsi or sprite or literally any brand name of soda. i think uts funny. also im posic+ not every attraction we got is gay

[wallkisser]

hi . i hope you know what you’re getting yourself into

mod pocketknife count: 8

[germwormz]

Combat booooots

[defrostedvertebrae]

said lost switchblade i mentioned during the weekend.

gorgeous

[wallkisser]

i love my little unconventional family. i love my pocketknife partners and my car partner and i love my stuffed animal sibling and i love my various kids

[wallkisser]

yeaaaaah

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight

[aroace-nut-case]

@funnier-when-objectum

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[flowerbleedme]

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

[wallkisser]

the gym is kinda like a sex dungeon if you want to fuck all the machines

[eggnogisdead]

wanted to draw a tv head but not a tv head

[y2kcompatible]

[cannibug]

furry remixes of songs are for people who REALLY want to fuck the music

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[divingintothestorm]

@funnier-when-objectum

[wallkisser]

my wife the rumble strip sounds different in different countries which is SO beautiful

[wallkisser]

he is like a snowman . and a good friend to me

[wallkisser]

i need to fuck the iron lung