A lil pinch of bats

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[vampirella-1990]

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This is soo sweet. The two of them traveling together is a nice idea

[sare11aa11eras]

GRRM is in fact really good at making up top tier characters i will use the starklings to illustrate the point okay you got: 1) high school freshman King Arthur stars in a shakespearean tragedy, as told by his mom; 2) local moody teenaged Starbucks night shift manager must do his very best to stop the zombie apocalypse through the power of friendship; 3) a middle schooler who keeps her sparkly butterfly gel pens in perfect rainbow order at all times is being held hostage by her evil middle school boyfriend and his evil blonde mafia family; 4) a scrappy but poorly-supervised middle-grade book protagonist bops about a war-zone looking for her family but instead! learns about Death; 5) paraplegic fourth grader Frodo Baggins receives mystical visions and must go on a quest to see a hundred-year-old tree guy; and 6) kindergartener that Bites

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[theduckboy]

he’s on the loose!!!!!!!! watch out gotham he’ll drink ur capri-suns

[iyuro]

a very old piece (probably like 1-2+ years old now) for a friend’s damian zine that i still like. it’s been a long while but damian’s chara development is still so important to me

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

Duke: Your sweater is lit.

Bruce: Well thank you, Duke. I was thinking about getting rid of it.

Tim: No. Don’t listen to him. Your sweater is not ‘lit’. It is a pox on this family.

[surpriseits]

but what kind of sweater was it

[i-mean-its-practically-canon]

[prokopetz]

It’s often been remarked that Spider-Man’s schtick wouldn’t work nearly so well if he didn’t live in a town with so many tall buildings, but consider: how well would Batman’s “I am the night” routine work if he was operating out of a normal city where people actually live, rather than a perpetually twilit urban hellscape that looks like the Art Deco movement had a one-night stand with Soviet Brutalism in a wrought-iron-and-gargoyle factory?

[mierac]

That is my favorite description of the Batman aesthetic ever.

[bastlynn]

OMDFG that’s a perfect description.

[fenrislorsrai]

Imagine Spiderman ballooning in wide open areas.  No, sorry, can’t get to that crime, its against the prevailing wind.

Also, Batman brooding on top of a Wafflehouse.

[ioplokon-deactivated20250917]

[davidmann95]

Batman: God, this stupid city with its sufficient lighting and lack of crumbling infrastructure to shoot grappling hooks into

Superman: Everyone for miles has lead poisoning, I’ve spent the entire night stopping crossword puzzle museum robberies and heists at the Second National Bank of Gotham on the corner of second street and second avenue, and earlier the wall of…clouds? smog?…cleared up for a minute and I’m pretty sure the sky was literally blood red

[lands-of-fantasy]

I HATE METROPOLIS FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE i’m not super into gotham IT IS THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH AND I HOPE IT BLOWS UPWHY DO THESE PEOPLE LIKE THE SUN SO MUCH it’s kinda gloomy a lil bit of a bummer WHY THE FUCK DOES CLARK WANNA DO THIS HOUSE SWAP THING i saw a reality tv show and i was like bruce we gotta try this

[ruinedchildhood]

Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (2018)

[blockingthesun]

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

[gaytransgirl]

[averageapplepie]

[whitethemeuser]

[photo-frier]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022]

[sonoran-partisan]

[foxgloveandhares]

[melennui]

bruce you are a TERRIBLE influence on teenage boys. christ.

[dopingues]

Time meassured in Robins and Commissioner Gordon’s Hair.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Roy: Batman doesn’t kill, right?

Jason: As we have repeatedly established, no, he does not.

Roy: Not for any reason?

Jason: Well he’d better not have reasons now.

Roy: So, hypothetically speaking, if I were to marry his child, I would not, in fact, die?

Jason:

Kori, in the background, banging her head against the table: *internal screams at these two idiots*

[theundeadrobinclub-deactivated2]

Kori: I swear if you don't just say it to his fucking face, Roy! the whole family is full of emotional idiots! he's not gonna get the hint!

Jason: what hint?

Kori: *muffled screams of irritation*

Roy: but he's a detective! he can totally figure it out!

Jason: what, that you wanna marry Dick?

Roy:

Kori: *stares in 'I told you so'*

Roy: yeah, okay, you were right, my bad

[fanaticalthings]

Roy, on one knee after giving a heartfelt speech about his love for Jason: So will you marry me?

Jason, thinking Roy was just practicing on him: Sounds great! I think you're ready to say this to Dick. Good luck, man!

Roy:

Jason:

Roy: Jason, I swear to GOD-

[profoundalpacakitten]

How dare you leave all this in the tags, how very dare you:

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

@catboy-timdrake

Poor Roy indeed

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

@nyxthechaosdragon why do you people keep leaving things in the tags this is the best

[buried-alive-inside-my-comics]

Roy, dragging Jason to city hall:

Jason: So is Dick meeting us here?

Roy:

Jason: Also don’t you need two witnesses? Where’s Kori?

*Kori, flying to space to get a break from her idiots*

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

@your-mom-friend

Will I continue to just add screenshots of tags because I like them? Yes

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

@alithiasigma

Here. Have some more

[profoundalpacakitten]

This is just getting better and better. I'm just thinking of all the batfam being like this.

Just.

Dick: What? What about the date?

Wally: the date! Our date!

Dick: November 30th???

So infuriating. All of them are like this.

Steph: i'm gonna swear off men, seriously.

Kara: yeah, you should get a girlfriend! *fingers crossed*

Steph: I should!

Kara *hopeful*: like me?

Steph: omg Yeah!

Kara: !!!

Steph: If only I had a girlfriend like you...

Kara:

Steph: too bad I don't.

Kara: I am RIGHT HERE!

[scarlet-nygma]

Damian is the only one who can see through all this because THANK YOU TALIA for giving him a functioning braincell but if dealing with this stupidity is the price he has to pay for the bats to not officially date speedsters/arrows/kryptonians then it is worth it.

He is still as dense as the rest when it comes to himself though 

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

@a-common-haitian-name

Dick: But what about you and J-

Tim: No, wait, let him figure it out in a few years

Jason: You’re all a bunch of dumbasses

Everyone: *stares at Jason*

[profoundalpacakitten]

Damian will be like, signing his lease with Jon and adopting animals together and all the while stare at the other batkids like "I can't believe they are that dense, smh, can you believe it, Jon?"

Jon, a literal ray of sunshine sho has started noticing that Damian has no clue they are, in fact, together: do you realise we are... together?

Damian: we are in the exact same room, of course we are together.

Talia taught him observation well, but he takes his self awareness from Bruce, alas.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

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@sillysunshinesstuff

@loony-bafoony

[banananutloaf4life]

One day Slade witnesses a display of this absolute idiocy and he bluescreens. So then he kidnaps Dick again. But this time, it’s literally just for a lecture on self-awareness. Dick gets really interested in it too, as in genuinely, and starts using it to reassess everyone around him.

He misses the “self” part of the lecture though.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Talia gave Jason the same lecture.

Tim’s gotten it from both Shiva and Ra’s.

Damian got it during a very strange encounter with both Poison Ivy and Riddler. It was never spoken of again.

Lex Luthor tried to give a similar talk to Bruce years ago but Bruce spent the entire time thinking up legal(ish) ways to bankrupt Lex by the end of the year and thus gained absolutely nothing from the experience.

[mas-que-loucura-menina]

Jason: Hey Bruce? Remember when you told me I could reform my old room so I can spend more time at the manor?

Bruce: yes?

Jason: well, I decided to give it a try.

Bruce: (with tears in his eyes) Oh Jaylad I'm so glad, I can help you with the painting with you want and we can also-

Jason: Yeah yeah, in fact, I already picked a new bookshelf, check it out.

Jason: (shows Bruce a bookshelf for sale on IKEA on his phone)

The bookshelf:

Bruce: ....

Bruce: I don't even know why I'm disappointed.

[vonspe]

you’ve heard of red robin, now get ready for

rad robin

don’t try this at home

[catwomanpegs]

You’re simply asking too much of him

[carrotkicks]

bonding?

[purrikeet]

A Damian doodle I did awhile back

[autisticcassandracain]

[Image: fanart of Damian Wayne from DC Comics. He’s drawn as Robin, sitting down, looking at his phone with an annoyed expression. The background is blue. End description.]