Wall O' Waffles

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[wallowaffles]

Happy Halloween!! my Skelekon Gift to the amazing @lemonlimestar!

and one more too for fun!

[ianxfalcon]

This scene made me fucking lose it, because I tried to picture it in my head and was struck by the absolute weirdness we as readers have been accustomed to. Because every single one of these characters make perfect sense in context!

Ah, yes, our heroes:

The bomber dude who wears nothing but a pair of heart-patterned boxer shorts and a threadbare jacket, and who carries around an armed nuclear bomb in his backpack;

His pet, a giant meatball with legs;

An otter mercenary stripper;

A hobbit who is also a were-beaver;

A skeleton DJ;

A human-tiger hybrid, who is driving the tank.

A talking cat riding a dinosaur (the cat is the most powerful being in the entire dungeon);

Another stripper mercenary, this one armed with a sentient crust sock filled with pennies, riding on a yak with a juggalo slug (a sluggalo, if you will) who has a battleaxe growing out of her head;

Two fairies;

A shapeshifting former hooker who is literally named Juice Box;

And a land shark with cybernetic spider legs and a flame thrower.

[warl0ck-arts]

Hiya Rocket Man!~ ♥️🌟

[amandarauart]

The galaxy's favorite singer!

[abominationcreations]

When these two are hamming it up for the camera but also the rage is real

[abominationcreations]

A man, his cat-daughter, and her pet dog velociraptor

[mongo-the-liensis]

Oh. Okay. I see how it is

[froflossy]

Sunflower miku she is a gardener she like flower she just like me fr

[sugarsaltreading]

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

[sugarsaltreading]

Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”

[bigbigbigtruck]

IT GOT BETTER

[mysteryteacup]

The RomCom Aunties!

[greenekangaroo]

I am only partially through Anarchist's Cookbook but I think we can all agree that Carl's method of problem solving is just. Top tier.

Carl: we will solve this problem with logical steps

Every Other Crawler In Range: you're just. You're just holding dynamite

Carl double fisting explosives that could kill a man with fumes alone: Logical Steps

Only its even BETTER because he doesn't even REALIZE he's doing it?? Like the dynamite is perfectly reasonable look at his flow chart that begins and ends in 'blow them up and steal they stuff' honestly he knows what he's doing calm down and be ready to FUCKING RUN

[abominationcreations]

Dungeon Crawler Carl fanart because my brother talked me into reading the series and turns out this shit is straight crack to me

[mongo-the-liensis]

Not a day goes by where I don't think about the scene where Katia laughs at the blood they are tracking into the saferoom and talks about how her mother used to get mad at her for tracking mud into the house, only for Carl to chime in with "once, I had a nosebleed and my dad forced me to sleep outside"

[mongo-the-liensis]

I think Carl drugged out of his mind is my favourite Carl. He really gave a Reason You Suck speech to like hundreds of people, called a random lady hot, pissed off a different lady that was already really pissed off at him, mocked the death of said lady's daughter, promised to kill her other daughters, began a crowdsource on how to kill those daughters with the mother right there and had the audacity and gall to ask for her input, and when she said that she will kill whoever kills her daughters he just sing songs out "That would be me~". Then he says that he will bring their heads to an autograph signing, and as he's leaving he advertises fucking strip club decor. All in the space of like. A few hours. Absolutely unhinged. The dungeon would not survive a constantly high Carl.

[luffysfakebeard]

the most afraid Carl has ever been

[rinienne]

Mordecai has gained extra grey feathers dealing with this shit.

Carl: does anything.

Mordecai:

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[brownian-notions]

[live-book-posting]

Accidentally posted out of order but THIS. THIS is Carl summed up in a paragraph. It's a well thought plan given he had less than 3 minutes. And it's absolutely insane