Wall O' Waffles

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[wallowaffles]

Happy Halloween!! my Skelekon Gift to the amazing @lemonlimestar!

and one more too for fun!

[0dd-bunny]

The AI is killing me... I thought it had been a suspiciously long time since it mentioned Carl's feet

Poor Carl, had to smush 50 of those damn gerbils to get the AI to calm down, and got this achievement smh

[greenekangaroo]

I am only partially through Anarchist's Cookbook but I think we can all agree that Carl's method of problem solving is just. Top tier.

Carl: we will solve this problem with logical steps

Every Other Crawler In Range: you're just. You're just holding dynamite

Carl double fisting explosives that could kill a man with fumes alone: Logical Steps

Only its even BETTER because he doesn't even REALIZE he's doing it?? Like the dynamite is perfectly reasonable look at his flow chart that begins and ends in 'blow them up and steal they stuff' honestly he knows what he's doing calm down and be ready to FUCKING RUN

[parkertheenigma]

Carl summed up

Dungeon Crawler Carl is currently sitting right next to my swtor hyperfixation, probably not a good thing but I'm having fun

(Donut would love having a purple lightsaber, I just know it)

[emziess]

Rocky + Movement Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[driver-kid]

Fun fact, no crawler or NPC has referred to Donut by her full and complete name and I believe Clark would rectify that immediately.

Bonus content under cut!

“You know you don’t have to call her that all the time, right?”

It felt like someone just shook a comic book and he just fell out. Intact, untouched by whatever this godforsaken crawl turned humanity into. He looked at me and gave a smile. He smiled and a part of me felt like everything was going to be ok.

“Well, she’s royalty right?” He replied, like it was the bare minimum he could do. “It doesn’t bother me at all. Sure, the name might be a mouthful but look at her. If I can get her to smile, then it’s worth it.”

…

[lydiardbell]

Carl: "I have a plan"

Everybody else: *laughing* "it's not explosives, right?"

Carl: ". . ."

Everybody else: ". . . It's not explosives, right?"

[cloudabserk]

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

[cloudabserk]

and then in ryan goslings interviews he’s like “i was struggling in the depths of hell. until a beautiful puppeteer angel lifted me up out of the darkness and saved me so completely and understood the character so well we had to make him play the role for real”

[goth-queen]

[cloverh0ney]

i am addicted to drawing donuts

[privateffdonut]

The most realistic thing about Dungeon Crawler Carl is homie saying he needs to preserve his 10 cigarettes and then running out 4 days in

[driver-kid]

Day 17 - Curse you System AI!

I’d say run Carl but uh, chief idk where you can hide bud.

@crawlertober

Original meme under the cut!

[spidersarecannibals]

The dungeon crawler Carl experience

[sugarcoatednightshade]

You know that snarky bit of writing advice that goes like “if you’re going to objectify the women in your media, then you also have to objectify the men”

Congrats to Matt Dinniman for being the first male author ever to understand the assignment

[wildsummerrose]

@prev's based tags

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[nyancrimew]

happy raccoon birthday

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Welcome to the party! 29 years!🎵

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[ckret2]

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about