Wander Aimlessly Through the Night

It's time for us all to decide who we are.

[hollywoodsocialite]

[bellygangstaboo]

[rcktpwr]

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

[rcktpwr]

please for the love of GOD stay safe

[hotvampireadjacent]

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

[longnuts]

Self care

[heartbeatemoji]

me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like

me now that the heat is Here: 

[fh3207972]

WHAT DO BOYS DO AT SLEEPOVERS

[amoying]

each other

[boys-kissing-boyss-deactivated2]

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

[australopithecusrex]

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

answer the question grave robber

[tastefullyoffensive]

[seaw1tch]

i am dying

[quietcountrycafe-deactivated201]

Free Him

[yourfuckingmuse]

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming - it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.

[blueraspberries]

the newest episode of spongebob is a little intense

[aidn]

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

b…b-bros…….i j-just walk down into my basement and this yellow cereal box lookin boy is jus standing there staring at me…wh….what do I do

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

Leave house, 911 rn

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

i…c-can’t leave….all the doors are locked…from the outside….

[sending-those-signals]

Lock them from the inside. Now he’s trapped in there with you.

[memeguy-com]

Found in the childrens section of my local library

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[mintzy]

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[igglooaustralia]

LMFAOO watch this please

[jas-is-a-babe]

Omg

[yungbara]

I thought it was gonna be some stupid edit but wow this is oscar worthy