[ghost-phage]

That mood when ????? Shrug emoticon but less of a lopsided smile and more :/

[ghost-phage]

¯\_( :/ )_/¯

[walrushugger]

I can feel myself slipping into another depressive state. I keep feeling like everyone would have been better off had I died in the accident I was in. And I find myself not really wanting to fight off that feeling.

[tony-hawks-underground]

[peachdoxie]

Spiderverse Miles Morales is high int low wis bc he was able to get 0/100 on a true/false quiz which means he knew all the answers correctly but didn't think through the fact that getting a 0 would be suspicious

[cloudchaser7]

“who’s Morales?”

[walrushugger]

I am in need of the sex

[jackpotlucky-deactivated2017081]

When y'all layed up on the couch, she got the leg up on you and shit. Hand all on ya chest, playing in ya beard hairs, and she got them jeans you love on, and they unbuttoned so you ain’t got no problem reaching in and cupping a cheek. She kissing on ya neck, and you just can’t stop thinking bout how amazing she smell, ya dick harder than life itself but you not tryna ruin her comfortability cuz she enjoying the moment and you like when she can be happy and herself.

[demiurgeofdom]

cite the source.

[jackpotlucky-deactivated2017081]

The source is me. What do you mean

[walrushugger]

Would you and your man ever swing with another couple?

The short answer is no.

The long answer is: no, we've talked about it and figured since we're both fairly jealous people that it wouldn't suit us. We want each other all to ourselves, and wouldn't be comfortable sharing our intimate time with others. It's just not for us 🤷‍♀️

[glowingforrest]

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

[harpyhormones]

indirect kiss

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“oh. sorry”

[walrushugger]

I don't want to kill myself, but I do find myself wishing I died in the car accident I was in last December pretty often. 🤷‍♀️

[femcassidy]

good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!

[femcassidy]

better news everyone. crows have learned to construct these tools from unrelated items! they no longer need to follow the original blueprint they were given and are able to improvise using their surroundings.

[spiroandthelacktones]

Superb you funky little corvids

[jasntodds]

I’m living

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

It’s like the direct opposite of this

[xeduo]

[zachsilberberg]

enemies

[supersoftly]

he looks like he’s experiencing whip cream 

[titaniumlegman]

What?

[supersoftly]

[savannahfaerie]

here’s another

[tumblunni]

The most confusing group chat

[theroguetoast]

Cat and skeleton are the people in the gc watching a couple friends argue

[k-eke]

Little story of a dad and his adopted daughter ! 

[dramatichoe]

[zsnes]

roses are red

to you i talk sweet

[saritawolff]

Anatomy of a Spider

(Please do not repost)

[j0el-miller]

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.

Joker (2019) dir. Todd Phillips