Why not?

27 year old woman with a mild fried rice addiction. 🏳️‍🌈

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

[elodieunderglass]

canal and river trust: life’s better by water

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[depsidase]

[lostlegendaerie]

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

[depsidase]

[byjove]

5 dead and 27 wounded in difficult conversation with mom

[byjove]

actually, you win. never mind! I’m never complaining again!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[tredlocity]

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

[tredlocity]

DRAWING

[tredlocity]

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[wizardarchetypes]

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

[wizardarchetypes]

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

[wizardarchetypes]

i love the tags on this post because there’s other music/instrument majors implying niche field-specific drama like “of course it was a trombone player 😒” and then there’s trombone majors like “this was NOT me for the record”

[importantdogimages]

[byjove]

Controversial but I truly think it’s bizarre when a pastor starts dating a member of their congregation. Even outside of relationships where it is very obviously grooming, like the youth pastor dating a congregant 2 weeks after she turns 18. It’s just a power dynamic thing, like a boss dating an employee. A religious leader is an authority figure, churches are often the center of a person’s community and social life. It’s different if they start dating someone who then decides to start attending their church but it always raises my hackles.

[animentality]

[puppygirllaika]

To be clear, this person has blocked the equivalent of the entire population of Minneapolis, plus an extra 119 folks. This persons block list would be the 46th largest city in the united states.

Not criticizing, i'm just impressed.

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ourhg

[catchymemes]