The Wild Unknown

Chris/29/Humanish. Amateur photographer, roleplayer, music nut, coffee addict, and a geek. This is just a place to put things I like, be the captain of a shipping armada, and get away for a while. Side blog for Game Grumps/NSP/polygrump related things is grumpiestgrumpdump  Header image taken by me.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably

[parkchanwoohoo]

Broke: Whoa look at the colors... the movement of the fish

Bespoke: [pacing in the Ancient China exhibit] the eunuchs are lying to us

[snootyfoxfashion]

Hand Painted MCR Denim Jackets from GeminiSummer

x / x / x / x / x x / x / x / x / x

[spekterjester]

every time i listen to vampire money this is how it plays out in my head 

pls do not repost

[stutterhug]

So I doodled one of these then instantly became obsessed with the idea and can’t stop and have been spamming twitter with brain wolf facts sorry everyone.

[ellohcee]

this abomination was right up my alley

[toadsandtiels]

Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

[linda-belcher-official]

Where did he get his cloak?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

He is out looking for Gelflings to suck the life force out of

[purplespacecats]

[fluffmugger]

Gen X are doing it too bitches. 

[xonmybullshitx]

How is that terrifying though 😆 fuck god and the eagle he flew in on

[fluffmugger]

it’s terrifying to people who think you can’t be a moral, socially conscious person who does good deeds without being threatened with an eternal barbequing of your nads.

[bilbon-socket]

THIS. 

[foxnphoenix-deactivated20210721]

Even scarier, to me, is that a subset of the people who think they have that person watching over them are the ones doing the killing sprees, raping, etc.  While they blame everybody else for it. So apparently having that person watching means precisely nothing in any practical application.

[steegeschnoeber]

I once had a lady in the shop, a Mormon if I remember correctly, that tried to get into this discussion with me. When she asked me what stopped me from doing bad if I didn't believe in God I honestly needed a second... My answer of "I just don't have the urge to do bad things" seemed to confuse her as much her question had confused me seconds earlier and that honestly worried me.

[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

[chasekip]

spooky ghost pokemon for the halloween season 👻

[ghostbxnes]

SOMETIMES I FEEL IVE GOT TO

RUN AWAY

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

[saraxdoll]

Run it🗣

Please work

[imnotaskinnyboy]

please I’m poor

gas is expensive please tell me i get to have some more money soon. im so broke

[cokezero-blackcoffee]

bitch where me money

[srj19901-deactivated20190922]

Needing all the help I can get right now

[autumnwitchxx]

[myunrealisticfiction]

LETS GOOOO

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[theinfiknight]

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Remember when they subtly but clearly told us a little girl had been murdered?

[norseminuteman]

It’s almost like you actually don’t need to depict graphic murder, rape, and torture to elicit a serious and emotional response from your audience. 

[mizgnomer]

Crowley’s Hairstyles, as shared by Hair & Make-Up Designer Stevie Smith

(on his site here: steviesmithmakeup dot com )

[obviousbaitfish]

Skyrim is a good game because whenever I load a save a FULL ON DRAGON CORPSE FALLS FROM THE SKY to remind me of my sins

[ampervadasz]

[chubbybunnyruby]

In case anyone needed it, heres a translation:

Guy filming: “give me chile, dude. Let me get chile, dude! LET ME GET CHILE. AAH. NO! NO!”

Lady at the table (I cant really hear her but I think she says?): give him a tostada

Guy filming: *pointing knife at bird* give me chile, fucker. *bird moves* I thought so, bitch.

[theocseason4]

Lets go bitches

[loveazepam]

Sgdgfhjsk I can't believe you left out the replies

[originaldumbbaby]

This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

[askcosplaysenpai]

This picture has a stroller for their dog

[ruby-white-rabbit]

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

[treetopblueberries]

this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing i’m wearing

[survivablyso]

this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastor’s sermon on loving your neighbor was 

[thediscossessed]

this pictured asked to touch my hair

[spiroandthelacktones]

This picture just called the homeowners association on me

[rox-and-prose]

This picture suggested i take up yoga and start eating kale.

[cipheramnesia]

This picture told me about finding its spirit animal on a vision quest in Nepal.

[spyderqueen]

This picture just excitedly told me about their new MLM opportunity.

[penprp]

This picture just told me how pretty I’d be if I wore some makeup and grew my hair out.

[waywren]

This picture just told me to get my stomach stapled if I wanted to avoid Hell a little bit longer.

[omorka]

This picture just got one of her brother’s friends to ask me to the homecoming dance as a joke.

[butterflyslinky]

This picture just posted several Minion memes in a row with a #relatable.

[musicalhell]

This picture drives a mini-SUV with a stick figure family, a “Live Laugh Love” decal, and their LuLaRoe website information on the rear window.

[motherfickle]

This picture told me I wasn’t a “real” Christian because I vote Democrat.

[carlos-penavega]

This picture just asked me, in a very loud and slow voice, if I spoke English.