Himbo Protection Squad

22, she/her, I enjoy things like Minecraft and Hermitcraft all the time. Every other interest of mine rotates on a wheel.

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, being spent on species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[wanderbreadsworld]

I hate the "humans are fundamentally evil" rhetoric. It's just bullshit pushed by people who hate themselves, so they think everyone else should also hate themselves and each other.

Are humans the best? No. But that's because there's so many of us, that there is no obvious "average" for human behavior. Everyone acts differently, in different situations. And OMG, someone can be nice one second, and a dick another.

Another thing people never take into account when taking about "humans are evil", is the SOCIETIES THOSE PEOPLE LIVE IN.

Living in a fucked up society will likely make you behave fucked up. That's not indicative of your nature or being. It's a symptom of a society that treats people like shit, and trods on anyone deemed "lower" than those at the top.

Conclusion; Humans are AWESOME. We love so much and so intensely, that that love extends to the other species we share this planet with. And if you don't think that's so fucking beautiful, idk how to help you.

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[aphel1on]

Affirmations before posting:

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

[wanderbreadsworld]

This is maybe going to sound kind of egotistical of me, lol.

But I actually love that in 'The Amazing Digital Circus' fandom, that Jax's headcanoned preferred name is 'Lilly'. I absolutely love seeing my name!

Because I hardly even see 'Lily' anywhere. Let alone spelled the way I spell my name (I've literally never found anything in a gift shop with my nickname on it the way I spell it 🥲). I just love it, and it feels so fitting for her character!

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[armandageddon]

who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again

[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[time-left-to-kill]

et tu brute?

[closet-keys]

as a teen, i was constantly harassed by adults enforcing ''dress codes'' on me. I very much experienced this as sexual harassment. I think this is one of many cases where people would more easily understand this as sexual harassment if I described it as if it happened to an adult.

imagine being on your lunch break, and your supervisor comes over to your table, tells you to stand up in front of everyone. they draw everyone's attention to your thighs. they tell you that you have broken the dress code because of the length of your shorts. they tell you to go change (so you do not get the rest of your lunch break). they do this every single day at lunch. every day. so you read the whole dress code front and back, and you choose your clothing carefully to not break it. you bring a cloth tape measure with you to work because they will not believe you. this time when your supervisor tells you that you're breaking dress code, you pull out your tape measure and show that you are within the limit. your supervisor says "I bet you wouldn't want me to bring you to the boss and let him measure it, would you?" it's clearly a threat: if you don't obey then you will be put alone in a room with your boss and he will touch your thighs. you don't know how to respond. you're taken out of lunch again.

this was my experience at school. replace supervisor with "teacher" and boss with "principal." this was sexual harassment. fuck dress codes.

[ozempicofficial]

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it