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siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time
I love Gordon Ramsay so much.
He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.
He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.
When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.
He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.
He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.
He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)
His kids are a treasure.
He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.
When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:
I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.
Oh and then there’s this:
this entire episode
never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person
Uncle Gordon
a good man
i’m crying
This man😭💖💖💖💖
In THIS HOUSE we LOVE and RESPECT Gordon Ramsay
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Wanna know how much I post on here, my bio still says 19 when I turned 21 months ago lmfaooo. Anyway, Orion is a good little bean at almost 2. He tried to eat a rat yesterday, so there’s that
imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government
you wouldn't even have to run through the desert in the middle of the fuckin summer you could just declassify everything in area 51 without actually having to go there
I mean there's actual concentration camps were children are dying if their ever was a time and place to be mobbin'
Its actually kinda crazy to me how some of you are seriously talking about Area 51 when we have children in cages In. This. Country.
Every goddamn week white ppl post some disgusting, unprovoked shit
And if poc were saying this people would call it abuse....
... they're talking about children, who need the whole soap and shampoo routine a lot less often than post puberty humans. The main purpose of baths in the pre puberty age range is to remove dirt and sweat or other debris, since children take a lot longer to stink or need to wash their hair. Being in a pool does that. I don't see how that could be considered abuse regardless of race.
yall smell sum?
Do they know......that you're not supposed to fucking leave chlorine on your skin even from a swimming pool?? Like aside from the whole "my kid basically stays clean by swimming in (very diluted) chlorine" issue and their kid not....fucking showering, do they know that you're supposed to shower after a swim to wash the fucking chlorine off??? Do. They. Know????????????
Hey, former lifeguard here!
My partner is trained as a pool operator, and we both have pretty intimate knowledges of how pool filtering and operation works. Something, first off, to know is that pools are ABSOLUTELY filthy. Chlorine levels are severely impacted by dirt and debris (which is also why you absolutely must shower before you enter a pool) and the more dirty people in a pool, the more chlorine is bonded with that dirt and the lower the chlorine level gets. Other chemicals like bromine destabilize when they’re oxygenated (in this case, water movement oxygenates bromine) and that chemical is released, also throwing off pool chemicals.
Dirt doesn’t magically disappear once you enter a chlorinated pool- it stays in there. I know you didn’t really want to think about all the sweat, urine, feces (because lets face it, kids are bad at wiping at traces remain on the body, coming off in the pool) and dirt you’ve been essentially swimming around in at every pool you’ve ever been to in your life, but that’s the truth of it. That’s why pool staff are adamant about shoes OFF on deck and people showering before you get in.
Plus, I don’t trust people with pools in their backyards for ONE SECOND to be maintaining proper pool chemistry. All of these nasty ass parents are letting their kids sit in their filth for days on end. Above is correct- you HAVE to wash chlorine off.
TL;DR : chlorine doesn’t fix everything, you have to shower before and after being in a swimming pool, and all these facebook parents are fucking disgusting.
what some people are failing to realize is, if taylor swift, one of the world’s biggest superstars, is being forced to deal with these kind of problems, then can you just imagine what’s happening to other artists? if taylor swift’s “temper tantrum” is going to put a stop to money-hungry men who like to take advantage of people’s careers, then... taylor swift, please continue your temper tantrum!
I really think Taylor might truly, finally not give a shit. She knows what can she just opened. She’s openly liking tumblr posts directed at people, naming names. She’s always made who she’s talking about clear but today is a whole new level. And she wouldn’t come at the same cohort of people who caused a lot of what she went through in 2016 again she’ll get a different result.. I really think she truly doesn’t care. I wouldn’t wanna be on the other end of that haha
She’s already been dragged through the mud and had everyone spit in her face. I wouldn’t give a fuck anymore either. She’s already hit rock bottom. If you’re going down, go down with a fight. Go big or go home. What’s the big deal? They’ll call her a liar again? Call her a slut? Have her naked likeness in a video? She’s been there.
i don’t mean to be loud but SCOTT REPLIED TO JUSTIN’S POST WITHIN 10 SECONDS
they’re totally not conspiring on the phone...
2014 Taylor: And you can want who you want, boys and boys and girls and girls 🌈
2019 Taylor: Did I FUCKING stutter?!
Tell your kids things
Tell them a certain disease runs in the family
Tell them alcoholism runs in the family and who and why
Tell them mental illness runs in the family and who and what and why
Tell them drug addiction runs in the family
Don’t let your kids grow up blind. Face issues blind. Don’t let them grow up thinking they are the only ones.
My parents told me straight up that my family has a history of mental illness and drug addiction. It’s a big reason I never tried a lot of different drugs growing up.
old people on facebook posts should be in the moma
oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,my god
#nick jonas doesn’t get enough credit for being really funny
Taylor deciding whether to put Pussy Is God on her Apple Music playlist
And now we are discovering that she wasn’t building to anything except disappointment. 😐
reposting this to get it there in the feed for people who wouldnt otherwise run across it because, well, i’ve decided we havent cried enough today and that’s that.
Karlie KNEW she looked like Michelle Pfeiffer and made Taylor sing about it sksksks
^ holy SHIT the outfit assfghkl
You cannot convince me that Taylor didn’t write this song for Karlie based on their Big Sur trip…I swear there’s something fishy…I don’t know enough about Vance Joy…🤔
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
OMMMG THEY JUST REMOVED HER FROM THE IMDB 💀💀