sorry fellas, it's vibe check time

[squeakitties]

[girlsglittergloss]

[lizardsexposed]

[sovietnam]

[roguesquirrel]

reblog this to boggle your followers

[theocseason4]

nothing wrong with wanting to dance with somebody... wanting to feel the heat with somebody...

[pmff-deactivated20240320]

Why is this being recomended to me on YouTube

[postmarxed]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

The names Practice

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mal Practice

[orchidvioletindigo]

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

He needs surgery on all of his bones

[lungg-deactivated20170726]

[sexhaver]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hymnsofheresy]

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

[niceferatu]

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

[sheherlockholmes]

twas the night before christmas and there in the lot

two special cars were unseasonably hot

the bumpers were bumping, the engines were red

as one pickup truck gave another one head

as metal ground (they liked it rough)

in prime condition they stayed, built ford tough

in quiet night, their muscles flex

two pickup trucks merrily having sex

[renbittt]

[clarenecessities]

yobby confirmed for smash

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[capitalist-realism]

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[carnival-phantasm]

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

Wtf is an ecofascist

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

lmao

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

oh god the earth is dying I gotta be racist

[70slesbian]

we need to stop doing litterary analysis....... like maybe kafka just litteraly turned into an insect who are we to tell him that he didnt

[boarofthenorth100]

[nintendork135]

Lovely makeup, Horace. What’s the occasion?

[boarofthenorth100]

All I Have Are Negative Thoughts