[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

one thing i really like about myself is how im the greatest person alive

[beetlejuicesuglycousin]

Not to be feral on main but biting is great I love it

[skyprismremade-deactivated20220]

can we here on tumblr stop with vague threat jokes and start acting more like feral animals

[skyprismremade-deactivated20220]

like where is your blinding rage and unbelievable bloodthirst lol

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[thebootydiaries]

don’t kill urself babygirl

[foulserpent]

[smeasel]

[clownsuggest]

clown costume on, third eye stapled shut, lets do this ladies

[eenuttings]

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

[ewaneneollav]

lol … its fucking funny how you dont even realize how stupid and gay it is that youare eating my liver again … you actually think its funny and cool to eat my liver no matter every time it regenerates even though its gotten really old and not funny or cool anymore

[audrey-scorne-deactivated202106]

no more super hero. no more star war. get film back to its roots: a train coming at the camera and scaring me so so much

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[ojalla]

my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[zooophagous]

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

[silentreadinghour]

doctor: i’m sorry to tell you but your condition is chronic

me: you sellin chronic? 👀

doctor: please sir, you are really sick

me: haha thanks dude

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

I can’t get married I’m shy