[x-rayray-x]

My favorite Headcanon is that Max told Mike to wear that stupid banana fit because she told him that’s how people dress in California

[imjustanasshole]

if I was Max Mayfield and my biggest hater had the prettiest girlfriend in town and the cutest gay boy best friend making puppy eyes at him, and I had to see how he's a dick to them both, I, too, would become his number one public enemy and conspire against him constantly

(I'm an avid Mike Wheeler apologist btw)

[wlwarhammer]

You know the day that Nancy talked Mike out of getting the hot orange Mohawk was the worst day of Max’s life

[wlwarhammer]

The closing scene is really sad until you remember they’re going upstairs to eat lasagna

[gardensprout]

This definitely happened

Oliver: “You okay?”

James: “I have a headache that keeps coming and going.”

Richard, walks into the room:

James: “Here it comes again.”

[gardensprout]

Imagine

Oliver walks nonchalantly into the police station one day and asks for his favorite former police chief, Colborne.

Oliver: “Joe! Long time no see! Hey, quick question. Our deal from the day I was released, you know the whole ‘double jeopardy’ thing? That’s still valid right?”

And Colborne is like “yeah of course” but internally like “why wtf did you do?”

And in walks James fucking Farrow in the flesh wanting his old identity back from being, y’know, dead for 4 years.

I think this is what pushes Colborne to retire.

[gardensprout]

Incorrect Quotes

Wren: "Oh! We're like a big happy family! And I'm the dad! And Pip's the mom-"

Filippa: "Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?"

James: "I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not. I'll be the gay, emo cousin."

Alexander: "I will be the son! The hotshot! Whose only dream...is to be a star."

Oliver: "I feel like I'd be a fresh out of jail uncle."

Meredith: "And I'm the sassy aunt. Who talks shit about everyone."

Source: Sanders Sides

[beezyland]

Will I ever be over Addy wearing Janae’s safety pin necklace by the end of the S1 finale and fidgeting with it the way she used to fidget with her hair??? Nope

[beezyland]

One of my favorite things about One of Us is Lying s2 is how the other members of Murder Club take turns third wheeling Addy and Janae. Bronwyn in Addy’s room after she talks to Giselle. Cooper at the gay warehouse party. Nate in the hallway at the hospital. It’s so funny and so obvious and so beautiful every time.

[meccawritesnonsense]

Addy and janae are a genderbent steve and Eddie. Tell me I’m wrong.

[meccaaaa]

Addyjanae. That’s it. That’s the post.

[wannabemadeline]

anyone else in awe of the sibling like relationship between brianna and parker ?!

[wannabemadeline]

was to lazy to type this too might do that later but am i stupid or does that make sense ???

[wannabemadeline]

okay listen ik we dont talk about riverdale anymore but the first episode in 1955 being called dont worry darling as in the movie with harry styles and florence pugh YHAT IS LITERALLY SET IN 1950 ?????

[wannabemadeline]

afraid this could be a bit blaspheming ,,,

[wannabemadeline]

everyone is like euphoria is unrealistic but at my school that one popular girl was murdered bu her boyfriend who then committed suicide and everyone just went with it until years later when that random teenage girl started investigating in it, cleared everything up AND ended up making a whole podcast about it

[wannabemadeline]

she also ended up dating the brother of the guy who allegedly killed the girl

[wannabemadeline]

cara : when was the war of 1812 pip ?

pip : the war , of 1812 ?

cara : yes ?

pip : the war of 1812 ? what did you think 1812 was ? the fucking adresse ?