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A collection of rp memes that I've came across that I'd like you all to see. Plus, maybe some of my own.

[riskfulings-deactivated20180602]

PLATONIC STARTERS.

“are you feeling better today?”

“you’re my best friend. you’re supposed to deal with the second-hand embarrassment.”

”come on, i can’t go to the party alone.”

“you deserve so much better.”

“here, let me help.”

“can i sleep over? my parents are fighting again.”

“you don’t have to deal with everything alone.”

“how about i come over and help you throw away all those clothes you’ve been hoarding?”

“you know s/he’s just going to hurt you.”

“call me. text me. reach out for me, for godsake.”

“you’re freezing. come here.”

“you know me better than anyone.”

“i’m saying this because i care about you.”

“ugh, you’re sweaty- get off.”

“you know what, we make a pretty good team.”

“we should run away.”

“you’re a horrible liar. i’ve known you far too long to be able to tell.”

“sing me a song please?”

“i miss her/him. and i know i shouldn’t, but i do.”

“let’s go somewhere. i’m tired of this town.”

“i just want you to be happy”

“don’t listen to them. they’re just jealous of how cute you are”

“i’m dying without you. when are you coming back?”

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Misunderstood Villains/Anti-Hero Sentence Starters

“I didn’t do it for them!” 

“How in the world did you misunderstood that? 

“I killed them for a reason, or did the list of their wrongdoings mean little to you?”

“I did what I must.” 

“Yes, I’m an arsonist, but nothing I burned wasn’t worth salvaging, I promise you that.” 

“Of course I stole it- you know what they would have done with it if I hadn’t?!” 

“You are fortunate that I at least know friend from foe- unlike yourself.” 

“They knew to much and they never knew how to keep their mouth shut.” 

“You are a fool if you think they would’ve let anyone in by simply knocking on their front door and asking.”

“Some people aren’t worth keeping alive.” 

“If you learned how to dirty your hands every once in awhile, I would be out of a job.” 

“If you’re here to scold me, save your breath.” 

“They won’t be missed.” 

“I have the information right here- since breaking and entering gives you hives.” 

“Put it to good use.” 

“I don’t sass you about your good behavior and you don’t sass me about my bad habits- agreed?” 

“I am only a law-abiding citizen when there is a law worth abiding by.” 

“Fine, I won’t kill them- but I will make them regret their decisions.” 

🔪+ add your own!

[wantsummeme]

Shit my college professors have said - Sentence Starters pt.2

Feel free to change names and pronouns as needed

Maybe if we sit here and do a group prayer.

Because that’s what I need if the Wizard of Oz is listening.

I’m trying to do this without going back to 1890 when I was born.

I’ll get back to this in a minute. Something just hit my brain.

Well, still, my point is valid.

I barely made it through regular Chemistry with a wing and a prayer.

If I kick it and it moves, it’s tangible. Or it doesn’t move and it hurts my foot.

If he says that again, I told him I will fight him. I will box him.

My friend, why don’t you sit closer? Are you afraid I will hit you?

All you gotta think about is being a greedy bastard, alright?

Whatever the hell the reality show shit is.

They say strawberries cure cancer, or some bull shit like that.

Where’s my lysol?

What ever side you’re on, I don’t give a rat’s ass.

They’re cheap bastards.

I’m gonna put high here. No, that does not mean it’s $420.

I’d rather vomit blood out of my eyeballs than listen to that garbage.

I can’t even say that without laughing.

OR! They could suck balls!

Do you wanna poke your eyes out yet? I’m trying to work on that.

Ugh. I’m gonna beat all of you.

Tom is a mushroom farmer. I wonder what kind of mushroom.

That’ll be like giving a man an hour and a half to make minute rice. We don’t have that kind of time in life.

I actually sprayed someone the other day and they got offended by it.

This is me, I don’t care.

I’ll eat my hat if that happens.

I’ll ask the Wizard of Oz about it.

Now don’t be drinking all Super Bowl Sunday, and then be hung over Monday.

I’m almost ashamed to show something like this.

I will die without ever setting foot in a hockey game.

You can’t be like me and pick up a club at 14 and start beating bottles in your back yard.

You don’t know a whole lot.

This beats Titanic. And no one dies at the end.

Now what was your logic again.

Sculptor's touch a lot, I guess.

I think touching is very important. I like to touch.

[astralmemes-blog]

- ̗̀  ZOOTOPIA SENTENCE STARTERS

all taken from disney’s zootopia feel free to modify pronouns/genders!

❝   it’s called a hustle, sweetheart.   ❞

❝   what is your problem?   ❞

❝   does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your sad, miserable life?    ❞

❝   it may be impossible to small minds… i’m looking at you, ____.   ❞

❝   ____, you are under arrest.   ❞

❝   you know you love me.   ❞

❝   don’t let go!   ❞

❝   i’m gonna let go!   ❞

❝   what?!   ❞

❝   life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true, so let it go.  ❞ 

❝   i didn’t forget, i just don’t care.   ❞

❝   it’s great to have dreams, as long as you don’t believe in them too much!   ❞

❝   ____, we talked about this!   ❞

❝   fear always works!   ❞

❝   y’know, i think you might actually make a good cop.   ❞

❝   how dare you.   ❞

❝   first, we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room.   ❞

❝   my dear, we might be evolved, but deep down we’re still animals.   ❞

❝   i will take your kindness and pay it forward.   ❞

❝   it’s my word against yours.   ❞

❝   actually, it’s YOUR word against yours!   ❞

[wantsummeme]

Shit my college professors have said- Sentence Starters

Feel free to change names and pronouns as needed

“You’re just sitting around, waiting for me to sing The Sound of Music.”

“Do you think he’s doing this because he’s concerned for everyone’s Vitamin A?”

“Save those tears for me.” *Shakes bottle labeled Student’s tears*

“Tough luck for you.”

“They wouldn’t call the police... For at least 10 minutes.”

“I’ll do what I have to do, but I won’t be happy about it.”

“To whoever’s listening in cyberspace, the other campus... purgatory... Please raise the board.”

“People don’t have anything to do, so they rob a liquor store.”

“[NAME] knows someone who went to a family reunion looking for a date.”

“I love my coffee. I think it’s the nectar of the gods.”

“You don’t like coffee?! What’s wrong with you?!”

“Now we graph this garbage.”

“I’m a cheap bastard.”

“They’ve sewn on a little horsey and jacked up the price an extra $60.”

“Oh no. I don’t even like tequila. I’ll never drink it again because- Oh, I can’t even tell that story it’s so bad.”

“Which means all of you should be taken out back and shot.”

“You get a couple of drinks in ya and you can’t tell the difference between shit.”

“Drink enough of anything and you’ll forget a few things.”

[inboxideas]

Send me a "❆" and my character will respond to hearing that your character is spending the holidays alone.

requested by anonymous as a reverse to this one.

[inboxideas]

How would your character comfort mine after learning my character was spending the holidays alone, without anybody?

[wantsummeme]

Interview the Muse

- What is your Full name? Include any maiden names, aliases, or nicknames.

- When is your birthday? Do you know where you were born and at what time?

- What is your star sign? Do you know your Chinese Zodiac too?

- What is your earliest memory that you can remember?

- Where was your childhood home? Was it more urban or rural?

- How was your childhood in general? Did your parents treat you well? Did you have a lot of friends?

- How was/is school? What is your favorite and least favorite subjects? What were your grades on average?

- Did you have a best friend growing up? What was their name? Are you still in touch?

- Were you in any cliques?

- Best childhood memory you can recall?

- Worst childhood memory you can recall?

- Name an event in your childhood that has shaped you into the person you are today

- What is the dumbest thing you have ever done to impress someone? Were they impressed or was it all for naught?

- Did you ever have any sweethearts or lovers? Do you have a boy/girlfriend?

- Are you a virgin?

- Do you ever plan on getting married in your life? Do you want kids?

- Would you rather have your own kids or adopt? How many kids would you want?

- Do you think you'd be a protective parent or a relaxed parent?

- How would you prefer to pass away? Surrounded by loved ones and at peace, or while doing something heroic?

- Generally, how healthy are you? Do you get sick or injured easily or are you fit?

- Have you ever been badly injured before?

- What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? What was it and how did it happen? Were you ever close to death?

- How many times have you been to the hospital/doctor's?

- Have you ever had a concussion or brain injury? Have you ever had amnesia?

- What was the worst illness you ever contacted? Do you know what it was? How long were you sick?

- Ever had any extended hospital stays? What for?

- Have you ever had to give yourself or someone else emergency first aid? What happened?

- Are you employed? Where do you work and who do you work for? What do you do?

- Are you happy with your current job?

- Did you have any previous jobs? What were they and what did you do?

- Most dangerous thing you have ever done?

- Do you consider yourself a more active person or a more relaxed person?

- What is your dream come true? How about your worst nightmare?

- What is the biggest and most important goal you have set for yourself?

- How persistent would you say you are? How much does it take to get you to give up on a task?

- Would you surrender yourself to your enemies or fight to the very end?

- When do you usually do your shopping? What is currently on your shopping list?

- Top three things on your wishlist?

- Currently, what is something you want but do not need?

- Do you like shopping? What is your favorite thing to shop for?

- What is the most expensive thing you have purchased? Was it worth it?

- What would you do if you were suddenly given one billion dollars out of the blue?

- What would you describe your style of clothing as?

- Do you have any hobbies? Name all of them if you can.

- Do you like and appreciate art? What is your favorite piece of artwork?

- Do you like music? What is your favorite style of music?

- Have you ever seen any musicals? What is your favorite?

- What are your top three favorite animals? What would you say your "Patronus" or "Spirit Animal" is?

- What are your top three favorite colors?

- What is your favorite season? Do you prefer hotter or colder weather? Do you like snow at all?

- What kind of flavors do you prefer: Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy, Dry, or Umami (savory meat taste)?

- Can you cook at all?

- What is your favorite dish? Can you prepare it? Do you have the recipe handy?

- What is your favorite fruit and vegetable?

- What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite type of candy/treat?

- What is the best thing you have ever had the opportunity to eat? What is the worst?

- Do you like to drink tea or coffee? Any favorite flavors?

- Describe your sense of humor.

- What is one thing you are justly proud of?

- Do you have any religious beliefs? If not, have you ever been to a church service?

- What would you say is the worst thing someone has done to you? What is the meanest thing someone has ever said to you?

- What is the worst thing you have done to someone? What is the meanest thing you have said to anyone?

- Share the latest entry in your diary/journal.

- What is the most precious thing you own? Is it valuable at all?

- Talk about someone you know. It can be someone you either like or dislike.

- FREE QUESTION

[sylveonwishes]

new ask meme: send me a pokemon and i’ll rate it by how much i like it!

not my favorite │ average │ cute │ adorable │ best │ ultimate fave

[thingsforrp]

Send me a verse you’d like to see me create

[xherhighness]

send ‘♫ ’ for a lyric-based starter.

alternatively, send ‘ ♫ + [lyrics] ’ to send your own to me. 

[youmissedsxcker]

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU A CHARACTER                 I’D ROLEPLAY FROM THAT FANDOM.

[whenrpmemesattack]

Send “🔪” for an unpopular opinion from the MUSE

Send “🗡” for an unpopular opinion from the MUN

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Send my muse an anonymous nightmare.

It could be about your muse, or someone else’s, or about a past trauma my muse has experienced. Send more than one ask if need be for length!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

For every “⏳” I receive, my muse will openly talk about a bit of their backstory.

[wantsummeme]

Come into my inbox and impersonate my muse's parents

Make my muse happy, or make them sad. Say you love them, or call them a disappointment. Act how they would act, or how they wouldn't.

[memes4u]

Tell me your favourite thing about my portrayal!