[hotbitch1]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

[shittymoviedetails]

To make sure their accents were accurate, the child actors in the Harry Potter movies were forced to grow up in England

[aflo]

the cruelty these actors had to endure is immeasurable

[call-me-remi]

[charlottan]

[romanceyourdemons]

just overheard someone on the bus saying her favorite animated character is “sullivan from monsters inc.” SULLIVAN?? what exactly is the nature of your relationship with this man???

[valtsv]

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

[valtsv]

[ambassadorquark]

as an american i literally love to eat hamburger drink huge beverage and purchase rock and roll disk. it's all true...

[nevver]

August is the month of last chances, Nigel Van Wieck

[slavabogu]

playing sudoku in the morning: i live in the realm of numbers

playing sudoku before bed: what number come agter 6,....

[nedlittle]

[alt]

having fun isn't hard when you have a library card etc etc

[cannibalchicken]

[margoterobbies]

BARBIE (2023) Teaser Trailer Dir. Greta Gerwig

[genderkoolaid]

new rule is you aren't allowed to say you like dilfs if you insult guys who are balding/have a receding hairlines or are fat. if by "dilf" you mean "30 year old" gtfo. how are you gonna claim to like older men and then get upset when they aren't the airbrushed version of age you wanted? us real dadfuckers will smooch his bald head

[nerdreamer]

[omghotmemes]

The goat of dads

[cosmicmudd]

[thepleasuregoblin]

go ahead

take a stroll

[grizzlyadventures]

I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known

[exitwound]

portrait of a lady on pfizer