[dearsi]

Fanart of catybug007’s fic “In a week” because the story kick me in the jaw and left me crying on the floor, 10/10 would reread it again.

[moon-jellie]

Alarm cock is this anything

[sesamie-moving]

they call it a rooster i think

[fairycosmos]

i wish i was a real person i can’t believe im going to die having never been a real person

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[leidensygdom]

me of late

[brandneweyescd]

rb to explode

[mi--corazon]

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[battle-for-dyke-island]

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[sunshinesere]

Emily Henry / People We Meet On Vacation

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[tieflingkisser]

[bitchautism]

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up