Plaid Princess of Main Street

Clang clang clang went the trolley Ding ding ding went the bell Zing zing zing went my heart strings From the moment I saw him I fell

[kanjiklubs-deactivated20161205]

like father like son am i right

[mae-martin]

[cruvcio]

believe me when i say chris evans is the most precious human being on the face of the earth™

[parksandcap]

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[wyattlucys-deactivated20190106]

the marvel cinematic universe ± comic book heroes and villains

[anras-blog]

[girls-youvegotanotherone]

#men comparing their problems to womens’ like

[wardanieagle]

It's #DapperDay everyone!! I'm #disneybound Merida today with ears made by me and if you are in the parks say hi! Who else is at Disneyland looking Dapper today? #Disneyland #MainStreetDarling #merida #disneybounding #disneyboundmerida #dapper #dlr #springdapperday #disneygram #disneylove #disneyprincess #disneymagic #disney #disneyside #disneyparks #meridaears #disneyears #dappermerida #disneylanddapperday #customears #meridaears (at Disneyland)

[beardedchrisevans]

lives vicariously through rdj

[fiercetransgirls]

this tea burned my tongue

[plasticcflower]

Exposé!!!

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[askwattson]

Just gonna post this right there!

[agrabitches]

@wardanieagle the last couple 😂😂😂

[paranoidelliot-deactivated20160]

cap meme 10/10 of anything you want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[kit-harington]

Behind the scenes of Captain America: Civil War

[asapedits]

[starwarsheckyeah]

[wardanieagle]

Just enjoying a Star Wars day with my Star Wars Bestie! Getting to enjoy the East Coast First Order base with my @mainstreetdarling Phasma ears 💖 #wishitwassww #bringbacksww #sww #mainstreetdarling #disney #disneyworld #starwars #launchbay #starwarslaunchbay #hollywoodstudios #kyloren #thedarkside #captainphasma (at Star Wars Launch Bay - Disney's Hollywood Studios)

[reyloben]

well this is actually pretty fucking sad

[poor-queequeg-deactivated201610]

HEART BREAKING

[these-are-the-first-steps]

Mark Hamill I cannot right now. I CANNOT. RIGHT. NOW.

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