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(Arrogant human. The gods owe you nothing.)

. / { did you know gods HATE THEMSELVES sometimes too? } \ .

Huge shoutout to the RPers who are ‘brave’ enough to make their muses 30+, 40+, 50+ years old. A lot of people here don’t seem to understand that muses don’t all have to be 20 year old sexbombs. ‘Older’ people can still have fun too and deserve to have their stories told. So anyone who writes a muse who is “”“old”“” by tumblr standards - you are amazing and I love you!

#Do immortals count?

randomestfandoms-writing

They call women weak But it was Helen who launched a thousand ships And Atalanta who killed the boar It was Eris who brought the downfall of Troy And Ariadne who solved the maze It was Pasiphae who bore the Minotaur And yet they still call women weak

we are not weak, we are the stuff of legends (via randomestfandoms-writing)

kii-nam

Reblog if your Muse has a kill count of 5+

Zeus: You got yourself a pretty little thing dont ya brother?

Hades: yes, persephone

Zeus: Brother whenever you get a chance remember to take good care of yourself and her

Hades: heh I will

Zeus: no no no hold on, what by take care of her, I dont mean just insert yourself in, after all, you need to preheat the oven before you can put the cake in

Hades: I dont follow

Zeus: Go down there like you were trapped in a dugeon made out of jellow and your only escape is to eat your way out and word of the wise dont do it after eating jalapeños you will kill her

Hades:....

Zeus: listen I know women, okay Hades? trust me, i´ve had several bastards

#Oh sweet Jesus #Uncle Zeus no!

gaomonxx

Taking the Dog for a Walk by nakanoart

#family things

c-e-faustus

You are not a young God You are an old God, with wrought-iron bones and teeth gnashing You are an ancient deity And you refuse to be forgotten.

C.E.F., “You are not a young God” (via sclilcquium)

horrificmemes

Questions for Immortals/Ancients

For ancient and/or immortal muses, here are some questions to build your headcanons!

😇Do you think you’ll ever experience an afterlife? 😷Do you have any weaknesses that could challenge your lifespan? 👥Have you met others like you? 👨‍👨‍👦Are you part of a family of ancients/immortals? 🎈Do you remember the start of your life? How long ago was it? 💔Is there anyone from your past that you missed for a long time? 😢Do you still think about people you knew years, even centuries, ago? 👶Do you have children? If you don’t, do you think they would be like you? 🍼 Would you ever consider having offspring with a mortal? 📕Do you ever run out of things to be curious about? 📗What is one of the most valuable things you’ve learned? 📘In the remainder of your life, what else do you hope to learn? 💀What is your opinion on death and mortality in general? 🥀Do you create bonds with mortals or avoid getting attached? ☹ Talk about your memory of a tragedy you’ve witnessed. 🖤Do you believe immortality changes someone for the worst? 🕗In your time, what has been one of the most interesting time periods? ⏳Do you ever wish you had a mortal lifespan? 😿Is there any one person you would sacrifice your immortality for? 🎁Name one thing that never gets old or loses its charm for you. 🔮Have you ever considered (or looked for) ways to end your immortality? 🤡How do you deal with avoiding suspicion while living forever? ✨Other than immortality, do you have other supernatural abilities? 🌱What is one thing about the world you’ve come to appreciate? 🌼Have you traveled? If so, name one place that you love the most. 💾Do you ever have trouble with new technology? 💗Is there one mortal in your life you will never forget? 🎼What is your opinion on how music, art, and culture has changed? 💕Do you think two immortals could handle one another’s company forever? 🙄How do you handle boredom and monotony? 💿What is one (or more) inventions you’re thankful exist in your current time? 👿Would you ever use your power and knowledge to destroy? 🌋Do you think you will be alive to see the end of the world? 🗻Do you ever want to escape society altogether for a while? 🤠Have you ever disguised yourself or gone by different names?

blowsargent

// Laurie Jean Sennott

littlewickedthings

Did no one ever teach you, that when you try to touch a Goddess, when you treat her like she is property, you are playing with divine fire and you and everything you love will burn?

Nikita Gill, “Helen of Troy” (via littlewickedthingsx)

@nimueries

(via madameserpent)

wordsnquotes

The Greek word for return is nostos. Algos means suffering. So nostalgia is the suffering caused by an unappeased yearning to return.

Milan Kundera, Ignorance (via wordsnquotes)

thoodleoo

this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a broomstick because the mortals upstairs are slapping the earth at 3 am to get his attention

thoodleoo

5 or so people have tagged this with ‘1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING’ and i’d just like to say y’all are people after my own heart

#Stop slapping we can hear you