Auzesis

[sm64mario]

[ceruleanheaven]

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

it s okay that you don’t follow me back We have been mutuals in my head for a long time

[pinkegodeath]

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

[vodkassassin]

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYINGGGG

[jelloapocalypse]

I'm tired of seeing Twitter Sexymen mistaken for Tumblr ones.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kyoung Hwan Kim

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[clubcope]

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

[ignsart]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Stationed at the Mexican food trucks near my work you know it o7

[hotvampireadjacent]

Had to quit that job so now stationed at the Mexican restaurants in my neighborhood o7

[kropotkindersurprise]

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's offical!

[speedlimit15]

[galaxywarp]

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[tbdagent]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[tbdagent]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[tbdagent]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[tbdagent]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.