ON SHIT OH MT FODFG. NO LONGER MY BIRTHDAY OH WELL

title courtesy of doomybot

[kemono-friend]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

seeing a dwarf at night – no worries, this guy’s just running around doing God knows what. don’t try to approach him, he doesn’t speak any English, but he’ll remain friendly if you just keep your distance and have respect.

seeing a gnome at night – good luck sign if he doesn’t notice you. if he does notice you, you won’t see him in the first place… don’t worry

seeing a fairy at night – this is just a flower or a drop of rain or something, you didn’t see anything. go to bed

seeing a little elf at night – this could be bad, nobody knows what happens to elves when they start sipping night air. think about it like a Star Trek episode, “yellow alert”.

seeing human at night – you might think it’s pretty harmless, but watch out… most humans are actually descended from ancient people who lived in the distant past, even if right now they’re just wearing their pajamas. act with extreme caution in this circumstance.

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[bidoof]

alright well let’s get this thing to two million, nothing else matters

[vicholas]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

[classicmeevs]

why do we have ears

what?

[classicmeevs]

Happy birthday to Seth

[dog-girl-president]

My birthday is in two days and my name isn’t Seth, does that count

[classicmeevs]

yes, closest so far without going over

[warlorddingdang]

meevs i think you’ll find that today is my birthday and my name is not seth

[classicmeevs]

happy birthday seth

[warlorddingdang]

thanks

[classicmeevs]

Happy birthday to Seth

[dog-girl-president]

My birthday is in two days and my name isn’t Seth, does that count

[classicmeevs]

yes, closest so far without going over

[warlorddingdang]

meevs i think you'll find that today is my birthday and my name is not seth

[ruinedchildhood]

[unown]

I’m dumb as hell moodboard

[classicmeevs]

fine i admit it. My icon puts the reader in a sort of hypnotic state, more likely to accept the content of the posts. an elevated state of suggestion.

[warlorddingdang]

good post

[ihatetorbjorn]

if this post gets 1500 notes by the 14th i will literally spend $80 on   a genji sword replica irl and smack torbjorn with it and record it and post it but they have to be legit notes spam replies dont count lets go do it boys i believe in you

[ihatetorbjorn]

if it somehow gets 15k by then ill buy the nihon version as well and dual wield them also spamming doesnt count still

[fenderjess]

Tag yourself i’m beef twister

[redriver123]

Sampler of drugs

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

This is like, a perfect example of how tricky charitable acts by the ruling class are. Take most of something then give back a small amount.

[blackblocberniebros-deactivated]

Seriously. This is what it looks like when conservatives say private charity will replace the social welfare state. The generous billions of dollars taken from the rich to spend protecting the poor and the environment will be replaced by a slight trickle of millions, given only at the pleasure of the rich.

[pacificrim-archive]

$78,000 is .0039% of $2bil in case you were wondering

he gave back less than .01% of what he cut

[rainbowgazes-archive]

i hate that zim is coming back because it ruins the validity of this tweet from the creator 

[blextrophy]

thog does care

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Monster Factory is great but nothing they’ve ever made has ever come close to Jerma’s Extreme Body Sliders video.