"Peace does not exist, without war."

Home to Theta, a living, breathing, organic tank. Hope ya enjoy the blog here, and make sure to take a look at the links! If anyone's on mobile, I'm not sure if the links show so if they don't lemme know.

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((meanwhile, IRL has been hammering at my motivation to RP much of any for the past... month or so.

i’m workin’ on gettin’ a few AUs written down to hopefully expand the amount of people i can RP with, cause there’s some worlds like FGO and Dark Souls that i reeeeally want to work with.))

[owlofbarns]

eyy so i’m currently running very tight on money

and could seriously use some help to be able to pay important shit like bills and rent for my apartment when i head back up to college in August.

here’s a commission sheet i whipped up yesterday after having figured out prices an’ the like.

Styles

Sketches: 5$

Lined w/o color: 10$

Lined w/color: 15$

Lineless: 20$ .

Icons: 3 for a fifth of the style you want them in. Sketch icons are 3 for 1$ Lined w/o color are 3 for 2$ So on so forth.

Sizes

Bust: No additional charge

½ Body (to waist): +2$

¾ Body (to thighs): +3$

Full Body: +5$

What will/won’t I do?

Right now the only thing I’m for-sure on what I won’t do is straight-up NSFW. Suggestive positions and situations are alright, but nudity, gore, stuff that’s generally considered NSFW is a no.

Outside that though, if you aren’t sure whether or not I’ll draw it, ask! I’m not sure myself what I’m entirely willing to draw or not, so the best thing you can do if you’re wavering on whether or not you should commission, come and ask.

Where to contact me?

At the email mentioned in the image, [email protected]. That’s very much preferred over Tumblr IMs, Discord, or through the askbox.

To note: I’m not adverse to talking on other mediums, just through my email would be the best to be able to keep track of orders and more easily organize them so I can make sure you get your commission as soon as possible.

How long’ll this last?

Until mid-August. Odds are I’ll close down commissions for a bit so I can get back up to college and set up properly, but once that happens I might re-open commissions as I’ll need to keep making money throughout the school year.

…other questions?

If anyone has any other questions, concerns, the like, pleeease come by and ask! The default on where to contact me is through my email, but my askbox here is open as well.

[owlofbarns]

I might need to open up commissions.

I don’t think I’ll have a choice considering my situation right now.

So, if anyone would be up for me to set something up and maybe buy something then hey, lemme know because I seriously am stuck on a money situation.

[warmachinetheta-blog]

Eyy new mun icons. Still workin’ on things IRL (finals and whatnot) but hopefully I’ll be getting back in action with Theta here soon enough.

[rpsourcedmemes]

MUNDAY MEME

Send one of the following to ask the mun:

🍐 - How many ships have you considered but rejected for your muse? 🍊 - What are your favourite genres of threads? Fluff? Angst? Etc 🍎 - If you had to chose a new faceclaim for your muse, who would you pick? 🍋 - Does your muse complain about things to you? If so, what? 🍌 - What drew you into the fandom in the first place? 🍉 - If you considered a time travel thread, when would your muse go? 🍓 - What’s your sweetest rp experience so far? 🍇 - Have you even encountered any partners that threw a tantrum at you? 🍒 - How many friends do you have on here? 🍍 - How many drafts are you stalling with this meme? 🥝 - If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? 🍅 - Have you ever had a case of mistaken identity for your muse or another? 🍆 - How much sin appears on your dash every day? 🥒 - Are you thinking about reviving old muses? Who? 🥕 - What do you think about the current theme trends? 🌽 - Is there a fandom you’re too intimidated to join? 🌶 - Do you find your muse attractive? 🥔 - What’s the dumbest mistake you’ve made in rp? 🥜 - What’s the nuttiest thread you’ve ever had?

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LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNKKKINNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!

“Old memes. Nowhere near as old as myself, but wow. I have not heard this one in quite some time.”

[hikaridana]

FINALLY I’ve got an official commissions page up. I’ve been accepting them thus far but, only now do I have a official sheet hhhh. If you have any questions, PLEASE feel free to IM me or send in an ask. Anyhow! here’s what’s cookin’.

Icons!

A small set of Sketch/Lineart Icons will start at $10 as Colored will at $15.

A larger set at $20 and Colored at $30.

(Prices subject to change depending on complexity)

References!

Character portraits/Refs will be priced depending on complexity, HOWEVER.

Busts for lines start at $10, colored at $15

Half Bodies for lines start at $20,colored at $30

Full Bodies for lines start at$30, colored at $50

As far as Lineless Art goes, prices will vary depending on how long I take. If requesting, go ahead and talk to me and we’ll work something out.

(Each additional character will be $5 added.)

Background Additions!

Simple Backgrounds such as gradient or otherwise will be $5 extra.

Semi Detailed Backgrounds presenting a rough depiction of an area of sorts will be $15 extra.

Extreme Detailed Backgrounds will be $20 extra.

What I can do: Anthros, Ferals, Demons, gore, etc.

What I can’t/ will NOT do: Porn, Fetishes, Humans

[ I will only accept payment through Paypal! Once you give me what you want as far as drawing goes, I will need your email so that when I am done I can send an invoice to said email for payment. ]

PLEASE wait for the invoice to be sent to you. Do not send money before I am ready.

[warmachinetheta-blog]

I'm sorry, but we are out of mozzarella sticks

“Hrm. Must be a rather popular item today then.” With a sigh, “Alright, chips and salsa then, please.”

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Clothing Antics

@infernal-maiden | X

*The man in question turns to Lilith, thankful that he had gotten a rather quick response to his query. Then again, calling someone by name is sure to get their attention if said person is within the audible vicinity. Though with the shop only having the one worker that he’s aware of... it’s pretty safe to assume he’d be able to get Lilith’s attention, or so was his thought process.

*Approaching the shopkeeper, the large man would have a small smile, as well as a small box in his left hand, to which he’d place on the counter before fully turning his attention to Lilith.

“Yes, actually. I believe you were called a day or so ago regarding a rather special order? The item in question is for myself, and I brought along a small box of materials to aide in your work.”

*Straight and to the point. No messing around, despite the light-hearted smile that’s still on the man’s face.

“I... do hope you know which order I am speaking of. The less that is outwardly spoken about it, the better.”

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((don’t mind me i’m prolly gonna disappear beCAUSE HOLY SHIT THIS EVENT IN FGO IS INTENSE))

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🙌

NPCs? In MY RP blog? It’s more likely than you think.

One of the more story-important NPCs would be a woman named “Mailyn”.Read up on the info about Theta’s world beforehand for anyone reading this, and this’ll make a bit more sense.

Mailyn is a mage of the world, and one of its more powerful ones, being an archmage at one of the many colleges around the world for Entropic magic, the chaotic kind of magic.

A brilliant, yet borderline insane person, she easily meets the trope of “Mad Scientist”. Easy to get along with, but also easy to get the cold shoulder from. Not necessarily easily pissed off, but when someone has, they and everyone around them will know. Depending on how much she’s pissed off... well, that’ll determine whether the person in question is just slapped or blasted through a wall.

Mailyn is, or at least was, actually researching Theta’s condition. She was the lead mage figuring out what exactly turned Theta from a normal person to what he is now.Another note: Theta did use to be your average human. Then shit happened and... well, there’s a reason the “Species” bit in the about says “Mutated Human”.

Nowadays? She should be dead. So everyone thinks at least. No one could easily stand to her abilities outside archmages of similar power of the Ordered colleges.By no means was Mailyn evil, she brought about a lot of scientific and magical research in her time but one day she just. Vanished. No one knows her she is, and after searching for however long, people just assume she’s dead now.

Unfortunately, for now this is all I can feel comfortable revealing as she is one of the, if not the most, important NPC in Theta’s history.

[warmachinetheta-blog]

((i definitely plan to get Theta really up and goin’ with interactions sometime within the next month, just gotta get some verses i really want to write down done and then gotta deal with IRL ;-;))

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Send a 🙌 and I’ll introduce you to an NPC related to my Muse.

This means any minor ‘background character’ in my Muse’s life, such as a relative, coworker, friend, rival, etc. that they interact with in their personal canon. 

[warmachinetheta-blog]

llionheartcd:

    “My name is Bo. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Theta.” When asked what he does, he seemed to hesitate for a second. “I run a kingdom—my kingdom. It can be very busy and tiring, but I don’t think I could ever see myself doing anything else.” 

“Running a kingdom huh? I am not exactly one to know much about that, but... I have my own history with kingdoms.” The hesitation is noted, and in an attempt to not go down into a heavier path..., “Well, you must have other things you do, hobbies and the like. Though what, I would be unsure of as, well, I have never been a king myself, nor do I plan to.” *Bit of a chuckle there at the end, with the intent of keeping the mood light-hearted.

[puppeteeriing-deactivated202501]

high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — MUNDAY;

send one to get to know the mun better!

If you had to choose a new faceclaim for your muse, who would you pick?  What’s your sweetest RP experience so far?  How many drafts are you stalling with this meme?  If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?  Is there something you really would want to write? What about not wanting to write something? What made you decide to write this muse? If you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?  How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?  In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you? Are there any characters that you love, but simply cannot RP? What’s your greatest source of inspiration when it comes to role playing?  Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music?  Do you have a preference when it comes to gender regarding your muses?  Tell us about your day. How many ships do you have on this blog?  Is there some character/mun you want to ship with? Would you say you’re a decent roleplayer or do you have any self doubts?  Give us a rough estimate: How much time have you spent on your graphics? (icons, theme, banners, promos, etc)  Got any memorable threads on here? Care to mention a few?  Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse?  Tag someone you love/look up to! If you could live in the world of your muse(s) would you?  Are there any muse(s) you miss roleplaying?    What is an AU you really want to play with your muse?  Which tropes do you find overused/boring?  Who is your favorite muse to RP? (Includes past muses.)  What advice would you give to a new RPer?  What does your URL mean?  How involved are you in your rp community?  What do you do when you get writer’s block?  Have you even encountered any partners that threw a tantrum at you?  What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?  Have you managed to stay away from drama?  What’s your RP pet peeve?  What has made you completely lose your chill?  What do you think about public call out posts?  Thoughts on duplicates following you?  How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?  Thoughts on the fandom you’re currently RPing in?  What RP trends are you so over and can’t wait for it to die?  What’s something you enjoy? Be it a food, a band, etc. What is something or someone you have always wanted to write with? i.e. a particular plot, a character, etc. 

[owlofbarns]

Gift art for @spiderwaifuisbestwaifu!

Just a little positive art as well as more practice with lineless art .o.

I also made up a watermark! It’s that shitposty scream birb I made like a year ago.

The quote is one of my own, kinda describing how I see her personality. Especially Verm’s version of the character. …especially considering what I know she’s gone through.

Don’t repost, use without permission, yadda yadda yadda.

Red © @taxiderby Art © me