The Warm Corner :)

DNI Salad lovers >:(( (salad that isn't made with lettuce like egg salad... you can leave smh.../j) 18, Transmasc, He/Him, Neurodivergent, Asexual, Arospec, I do art and also enjoy the funnies from time to time.

[warmafternoon]

Blog Stuff.

A genuine DNI if you are transphobic, a TERF, transcum, homophobic, racist, etc. You are not welcome here, you will be blocked.

Instantly will block accounts that have transphobic/homophobic/sexist/racist/etc. Stuff in their blog bio. Even if you don't interact with me first.

But don't feel afraid if you want to ask me a question that's gender/LGBTQ+/neurodivergent experience related, I give everyone the benefit of the doubt, and you're not a bad person for having questions.

With all that being said, this blog is mostly lighthearted and just a mix of my reblogs, random thoughts, and art. So don't really worry about all the stuff above if you're just here to chill. 🤟

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[warmafternoon]

I didn't forget I had a tumblr account, the constant plague of phone notifications from that one Jerma post I made strike in rapid fire when I'm least expecting it, ambush style.

[warmafternoon]

This "anonymous" valentine is from Alphys, you can see if you open it in a new tab, lol.

"https://email-files.fangamer.com/list_48/campaign_6/valentines/35-alphys-2-n-xBY6jAogVkZ63AX2.png"

[writing-prompt-s]

“You can run, but you can’t hideeeeee!” The monster chasing you calls out. But the monster doesn’t know that you are a marathon runner and so you just keep on running.

[warmafternoon]

[theehorsepusssy]

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You

[warmafternoon]

You probably should start running I think slenderman is catching up to you or something.

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

AI defenders will make it seem as if art is this gatekept pastime that only the most elite can partake in and they’re making it possible for the “normies” to create meanwhile one of the most memorable pieces of recent art I’ve ever seen is “My son’s drawing of safe”

[warmafternoon]

"safe" my heart oh 😭

[skatemerit]

can we make a new wonder of the world please i think its about time

[satellites-halo]

yeah you're "punk" but are you normal about deformed people?

[warmafternoon]

I always be my best to be non-judgemental of anyones appearance. deformity or not. Like, my parents will be watching TV and go like "wow that person got wayy too much plastic surgery!" and I'm like "..." Cause like... ok? You don't really need to point it out?

With all that being said, (DW this one is a funny story), one time when I was like... I couldn't have been any older than like 8. My babysitter took me to her house so we could make cookies. Her brother is on the couch playing video games. Her brother only has one leg, I don't remember what exactly happened but he got into an accident awhile ago I think.

Anyway, he had his prosthetic off cause he was chilling on the couch. Well... then little stupid kid me looked over... and realized their dog had 3 legs.

Now, I have autism, and when I was younger, I did that thing some autistic folks do, where I would just... say *anything on my mind.* Combine that with being a stupid little kid, and you end up saying some pretty wild stuff.

So my dumbass says "Where are all the legs going in this house??"

and my babysitter and her brother just burst out laughing.

Since I'm a very blunt autistic person, I MEANT IT AS LIKE A GENUINE QUESTION... but the phrasing just made it really fucking funny.

I'm glad he took it humorously, but I still feel SO FUCKING BAD every time I think about it 😭. Like I can't help but laugh because that is the funniest way little me could have phrased a question like that, but I feel so bad at the same time 😭😭😭.

[warmafternoon]

ARTIST TIP: you CAN save your crusty dusty paintbrushes that are crusted down to the base in dry acrylic paint!

DIRECTIONS:

Boil water, and take white vinegar. Put the vinegar in a mug or something, and then pour in the boiling water. Make sure there's a good amount of vinegar in there, but that the mixture is still hot enough to where it's steaming.

Soak the brushes for like 10-15 minutes. (you cannot let the mixture go cold while you're doing this, the brushes will harden again, that's why you need the mixture really hot while still having a lot of vinegar in it.)

Take them out and start gently brushing off the dried paint with a wire brush or something like a flea comb. (the comb should preferably have metal teeth, plastic teeth might melt due to the temp of the liquid. You also want it to have small teeth so that it can get in between the brush bristles.) Be careful while brushing so you don't pluck out hairs on the brushes. The heat can soften the glue that holds the bristles into the brush, so take care that you don't pull at the glue too much.

If the bristles get cold, dunk it back in the steaming mixture for about 10 seconds and keep brushing until the gunk is out. Take extra care with the base of the brush, paint can settle in there and be harder to get out than the rest of the brush. 

You can also boil straight up vinegar, but it will make the entire room stink so...

ⓘ AND DO NOT BREATHE IN THE BOILED MIXTURE. I learned the hard way, vinegar steam is absolutely vile, it felt like all my airways were on fire. That's why I recommend mixing it with water since straight up boiling vinegar can make the entire room a lung irritant if you're not careful. Just don't breathe in vinegar steam, not pleasant. 

I should have taken a before picture, but just know this brush was crusted all the way down to the base with black acrylic paint, like, one solid chunk of paintbrush shaped paint.

[warmafternoon]

Please help me find the worst color combinations possible.

At least 5 colors, but feel free to add more. I'm asking friends for bad color palettes because I want a challenge, but they keep accidentally making good looking ones. I want the WORST OF THE WORST. I want to be crying by the end of my drawing.

My challenge is that I want to draw a sprite for my game, using the worst colors possible but still making it look good. If you can make a disgusting enough color combo, if I use it I will @ you in the finished post.

I want to see you at your worst. I want colors so bad that they knockout uppercut me with how ugly they are together. I want a challenge, put my friends to shame with their good color choices, tumblr.

[warmafternoon]

Happy Thanksgiving, if you celebrate it

I'm thankful for the food, and I'm thankful for making a lot of new friends this year, and I'm thankful that I'm safe and sound here, I'm thankful my elderly cats lived another year... (seriously I think the older one has to be 19-20 at this point)... And I'm thankful that I'm not burnt out from high school anymore.

All this being said, holy shit my moms side of the family doesn't know how to cook, they burnt stovetop stuffing last year... somehow. You know it's bad when grandpa is ripping pieces right off the turkey and feeding it to the dogs cause it's so unseasoned and dry. I got so mad I'm making mac and cheese out of spite. But also that I feel bad that nobody helps my mom cook all the food, seriously, she's expected to bring all of it.

Also they don't know I'm trans yet... even though I've been presenting extremely masc for... like... 6 years at this point. sigh. Too scared to tell them, don't wanna kill the thanksgiving vibe... which usually devolves into politics anyway. I can't eat at the main table anymore, eugh.

What are you thankful for? despite all the stuff that pisses you off, today is the day to look at the bright side of things.

[warmafternoon]

On a VC with my friend @rainyyys0up just to hear "Oh s**t I accidentially drew Jerma."

and I was like "how do you Accidentially draw Jerma??"

I think I've been laughing harder than I should be for the past 5 minutes at this point.

(art credit, of course, goes to @rainyyys0up)

We're now both laughing because I said "is it like an accidental religious symbol so it's legit and will like cause miracles and s**t?"

accidental Jerma symbol...

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My teacher gave me an F for an assignment that I handed in. I asked her to change the grade but before she could, she was sent to jail for murder. I visited her in jail and asked her to change my grade so I could get on honor roll

[warmafternoon]

[writing-prompt-s]

“I should’ve been a hero instead of following my family’s legacy” a villain sighed to himself while rescuing civillians trapped under the rubbles of destroyed buildings caused by the reckless and arrogant hero who’s still telling the fakest story to his Twitch fans while striking poses

[mayvette]