paralegal (?)

affiliated SERRA ASHUR from OF THE DEVIL

[warmandroid]

an android created by her "father", david ashur

classified as a "warm android", which means she's closer in appearance and feel to a person (she can even eat!)

even though she shouldn't according to the laws of the cyberpunk dystopia she comes from, serra has a soul

the barcode on her head indicates that's an android along with her glowing eyes

loves movies because they make it easier for her to understand humans

loves 21st century punk rock (linkin park and avril lavigne have been confirmed by the writers)

she may be 5'3" but she weighs basically 200kg!

can record anything she sees or hears

bad at social queues and cocky when it comes to her own talents

don't be mean to her she's literally two years old

technically a paralegal now? what could go wrong!?

if you play ace attorney she's basically the game's maya

[rosebunnys]

im like. a little bit obsessed with this game. just a little 🤏 bit

[warmandroid]

@bitemedotmp3 ▣ silver-white winters

▣ "No, you are not incorrect. I am indeed an artificial being. The only difference between you and I are the materials used to design my outer body, fundamentally." If the girl had noticed, then maybe she had some sort of scanner?

...Or she'd noticed Serra's eyes glowing occasionally as she pulled up information on how to make latte art.

"And I am not "cheating". There was no rule that we couldn't access outside information."

[anttennatime]

"You REALLY think so??"

That didn't take long!

"So, you're a robot too, then? Or, maybe one of those super-advanced AI androids they have in sci-fi movies!"

[warmandroid]

▣ "The latter, technically, but even then I'm far more advanced than any of the other androids. My father created me to be much more lifelike." Serra wasn't shy about it and was puffing out her chest proudly. "The world I come from would be best described as "cyberpunk", however."

[anttennatime]

"I used to be one of those, too... That's my real form... just a TV with no eyes..."

Sniffle...

[warmandroid]

▣ "I see. I was once a pile of components, so I can relate. I'm sure at one point, that pile of components did not have eyes." That wasn't even remotely the same, but she was trying! "In that case, it is very cool that you can see. You must be an exceptional TV."

[trisarahtops-sketches]

You have a heart? How quaint.

[anttennatime]

"I might not have eyes, lady, but I've still got feelings..."

He shrunk!

[warmandroid]

▣ "Oh. A television person. I was referring to regular, non-people televisions, of course." She looked vaguely mortified because she'd been on the receiving end of dehumanizing comments as an android way too many times.

[warmandroid]

▣ "Why is it called a television if the TV itself cannot see? It has no vision. Has no one been sued for false advertising?"

[sxnburst]

He may or may not have gotten scammed!

[warmandroid]

▣ "Excuse me, sir. You look like you are in some sort of distress. Could you perhaps require legal advice?"

[fullcolorfangirling]

"A-Ah yes! That's exactly what I'm talking about! So there are others out here who know about such good material. Only it doesn't seem there's any mentions of my oshis there. Or anything about umas in general..."

[warmandroid]

▣ "Hm... Does this mean that you're what is referred to as a "himejoshi"? I have a definition for "oshi" in my records, but not for "uma". Would it be rude of me to extrapolate that it is the term used for people with horse features like yourself?"

[ravbyte]

[antiv3nom]

every day is serra day i think

[lawfulbet]

"Well, first of all, it's almost my birthday, so I feel like I should be expecting more than one 'in return' from you." She flicks her lighter, the cigarette offering little warmth this Christmas Eve.

"I expect an excellent Christmas offering from you for my birthday! Second of all,"

"Your dad left me you, not his money."

[warmandroid]

▣ "While I have to assess your claims as correct, because father left me to you, I think we can consider me the "greatest gift of all" to even the score?" And not because she had very little money, definitely not! "After all, at this time last year you wouldn't have had me to even give you a gift, therefore my existence as a potential gift giver is inherently a gift in of itself?"

"...Adonai, I do not have much money myself." She just went and said it, because there was no way morgan was going to buy any of that.

[warmandroid]

serra gets a crash course on y u r i

[warmandroid]

@fullcolorfangirling

▣ "Yuri... I am aware of that term."

"You're referring to the genre of media that focuses on GL, WLW, girlkissing, correct?"

[dovoodles]

i like her new sprite

[warmandroid]

@promcsis ▣ nom ranching

▣ "...Miss Promosis, have you ever seen running marshmallow treats?" The weren't just running, they were knocking things in the forest over and one had even smacked Serra in the face. She just stood there speaking in deadpan even after it had happened, though.

"If they're going to be rude, then I guess it's their fault if they get caught and eaten."