Warm Luke Takes

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[ceruleanheaven]

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[feldfrog]

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

[damazcuz]

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[bivillaintch]

@warmluketakes

[warmluketakes]

@bivillaintch I ain’t no wuss

[soymoss]

starling

[to-orrr]

tomato

[thememedaddy]

[fernicenty]

older study for a bear illustration 🤎

[piosplayhouse]

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

[shmothman]

he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[elogaming]

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay ... so which one only tells lies?