Ayyyy lmao

This blog belongs to two Tenno named Diarist and Edontsu; who are both veteran players who have been around since beta. Together, the two of them will bring you glorious Warframe shitposting, as well as helpful info and feedback on current events and updates. But mostly shitposting. [Warbros #1]

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and update to the “fix”

So they actually did something about the lacrosse mechanics flooding over into the PVE. I’d love to clip some text about from forums but i’ve been banned for posting a rather venting post about DE poisoning their only cash cow, even though I’m on content moderation and can’t post anything without a mod approving it. But hey who’s keeping track of the shit i post on the forums anyways.

Point is, the movement nerf was a bug and intended for lacrosse only and was dealt with.

~Edontsu

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major update “fix“

Fixed gaining an unintended amounts of sudden velocity when rolling in perfect timing with a double jump. A Developer note here: the parkour combination is still possible and remains an effective way to maneuver and travel forward if you have mastered the keystrokes.

"get fucked"~ Steve Sheklekikeburg Sinclair: To the player base.

~Edontsu

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Sorry I haven’t been posting. Been too busy farming Cryotic for this stupid fucking hammer.

- Diarist

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I can practically hear QuietteShy squealing huehuehue

Thing looks pretty. Ed says the crit seems decent too. 

3 year anniversary god damn do I feel elderly.

- Diarist

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Login and get your anniversary things.

- Diarist

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Holy fuck a 10o reinforcement, I thought these were extinct.

I liked the Attica so hopefully I’ll like this thing. Also Nezha helm is hopefully neat in person and colours well. Nezha’s my fav <3

- Diarist

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An item’s enjoyability is inverse to how easy it is to obtain. Is the same true for Inaros? Or is he just a sandy fop?

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Inaros is retardedly strong and the quest is mad easy on top of that. Definitely a must get and not a fop in the slightest. He colours nicely as well.

- Diarist

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Hmmm new Nezha helm is nice but I think I still like the regular one better.

- Diarist

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Holy fuck a 10o reinforcement, I thought these were extinct.

I liked the Attica so hopefully I’ll like this thing. Also Nezha helm is hopefully neat in person and colours well. Nezha’s my fav <3

- Diarist

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Fuck you Teshin you wear a bowl on your head

- Diarist

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Well if you need slash mods then there ya go.

Also there’s prisma arrows down at the bottom but i can’t buy em for some reason.

- Diarist

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Relevant

- Diarist

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Once again we didn’t get a Wednesday update.

Guess these are just a thing of the past now. Now every wednesday it’s just “Oh look it’s fucking nothing.”

- Diarist

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Feeling like Lesion is potentially a very sleeper OP melee weapon. Carried it around unmodded (as in, I forgot to put the Stance and Pressure Point in before dragging it along) and it was still killing shit on Eris no problem (was doing Simaris daily there). It has an innate mini-Berserker as well, slap some dualstat mods on and get a ridiculous amount of Viral procs on everything making them die faster.

- Diarist

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The crazy amount of Nightmare alerts lately has got me curious.

- Diarist

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Just started the inaros quest (home now). What a fancy lookin temple.

- Diarist