Warp Factor: AWESOME

Come visit our beautiful warp core beaches

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[dogposts]

when your favorite toy is bigger than you (via)

[strangeandunusualfag]

it goes without saying:

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[weissthirteen]

beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles

[weissthirteen]

HELP

[ankle-beez]

[headspace-hotel]

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[hushabye10101lunacy]

[communistbussy]

[viralfrog]

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[extrafabulouscomics]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

potato battery? no. potato usually fried by itself. potato starchy enough to go in oil without batter

[im-mender]

Potato battery? no, it only threatened you, which is assault

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yes. good. fried potato taste very good with a salt

[baradragon]

and at the end of the day who doesnt love a big bi boy

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous