Several different scenarios that can be combined or modified for your pleasure:
“I was here first. Go to the back of the line!”
“Excuse me, is there any way you could let me go before you? I’m in a hurry.”
“Service here is TERRIBLE today!”
“Do you have a moment to talk?”
“Hi, listen, there’s someone following me, and I’m paranoid so can you talk to me for a few minutes to make it look like I’m not alone?”
“Here, take this and run with me. I’ll explain later!”
“Do you have some cash? This vending machine just ate the last of mine…”
“Hey, were you going to use this machine next? It gave me a free bag of chips, and I don’t need to eat that many!”
“Look, I’m not an employee, but the ____ are right over there.”
“Hey, is this yours? It was by your feet.”
“Are you from ____ or ____?”
“I swear I’ve seen you on TV.”
“Yes, I’m ____, and I can take a picture with you if you want.”
“Oh my gosh, can I pet your dog?!”
“Sorry, there was a hair hanging off of your sleeve, and it was bothering me.”
“Oh I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to walk into you!”
“Wait a minute! I think they mixed up our orders.”
“Ugh, this isn’t my food. Did anyone here order a ____?”
“You look so cold. Do you want to borrow my jacket?”
“H-Hey, I’m freezing. Is there any way I can s-stand close to you and maybe get warmer?”
“You poor thing, you look like you’re cooking! Here, take a bottle of water.”
“It’s so hot I think I might pass out. Can you help me?”
“Oh, good, you’re awake. What happened to you?”
“Get in! You’re in danger!”
“Please, let me ride with you. There’s someone after me!”
“Grab the spare helmet and jump on.”
“Hey, do you want to trade friend codes?”
“Hi, my date just stood me up, so now I have a free ticket.”
“I’d love to take that free spot as long as you don’t mind sitting next to me.”
“Have you seen a lost child around here?”
“I found this child, and by the look on your face, I think they’re yours.”
“That coat isn’t real fur, is it?”
“If you can’t tell the difference between real animal pelt and fake, you shouldn’t be harassing people on the street.”
“Here, take my phone. No questions asked.”
“What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”
“If you’re trying to flirt with me, you may want to try again.”
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