Could not be bothered

➖ Actually, very bothered...

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[isaactea]

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[kingdomofk]

HAS ANYONE DRAWN SWANQUEEN LIKW THIS PLEASE I NEED IT.

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[treecitysessions]

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[rehbekuh]

if women weren’t meant to have sex with other women, explain to me syncing periods? 

checkmate homophobes.

[lostacelonnie]

i like my women MISERABLE and COVERED IN BLOOD

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[darkspaceboytoy]

“But North Korea has a cult of personality” and we depict our founding fathers as angel-like beings blessed with the divine vision of a great nation built on earth that will spread its light to all corners. Like literally. We painted that on the ceiling of our capital building.

[darkspaceboytoy]

If my boy Kim catches anyone with a wolf cut he blows their ass to kingdom come with an anti aircraft gun.

[lady-viccy]

"man is gender neutral"

star trek changed their intro speech in the 80s to be more inclusive, changing "where no man has gone before" to "where no one has gone before"

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke