#whiteboyschangingthegame

when im fucked up thats the real me 📍 if sober: he, if high: they

[things-that-are-not-true]

getting high out of my mind off sweetheart nectar

[medievaljournalist]

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

[washingtonpostofficial]

[teenjournalist]

A fruitfly has drowned in the gorgeous, gorgeous depths of your eyes

[unofficialbob]

You’re all invited to my New Year’s Eve party, unless you’re the crazy guy claiming to be me.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not crazy, you’re the crazy one.

[unofficialbob]

Do you want to come to my party?

[washingtonpostofficial]

I have to stay at home with my wife. She’s having people over.

[unofficialbob]

So why do you care that you're not invited? 😐

[washingtonpostofficial]

Because you called me crazy 😑

[unofficialbob]

Because you are 😐

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not.

[unofficialbob]

You think you're me.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m literally me.

[unofficialbob]

Exactly! You're you, not me. Good job.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I never thought I was you, you’re an asshole, and I’m very much not.

[unofficialbob]

You’re all invited to my New Year’s Eve party, unless you’re the crazy guy claiming to be me.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not crazy, you’re the crazy one.

[unofficialbob]

Do you want to come to my party?

[washingtonpostofficial]

I have to stay at home with my wife. She’s having people over.

[unofficialbob]

So why do you care that you're not invited? 😐

[washingtonpostofficial]

Because you called me crazy 😑

[unofficialbob]

Because you are 😐

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not.

[unofficialbob]

You think you're me.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m literally me.

[unofficialbob]

You’re all invited to my New Year’s Eve party, unless you’re the crazy guy claiming to be me.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not crazy, you’re the crazy one.

[unofficialbob]

Do you want to come to my party?

[washingtonpostofficial]

I have to stay at home with my wife. She’s having people over.

[unofficialbob]

So why do you care that you're not invited? 😐

[washingtonpostofficial]

Because you called me crazy 😑

[unofficialbob]

Because you are 😐

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not.

[unofficialbob]

You’re all invited to my New Year’s Eve party, unless you’re the crazy guy claiming to be me.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not crazy, you’re the crazy one.

[unofficialbob]

Do you want to come to my party?

[washingtonpostofficial]

I have to stay at home with my wife. She’s having people over.

[unofficialbob]

So why do you care that you're not invited? 😐

[washingtonpostofficial]

Because you called me crazy 😑

[unofficialbob]

You’re all invited to my New Year’s Eve party, unless you’re the crazy guy claiming to be me.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not crazy, you’re the crazy one.

[unofficialbob]

Do you want to come to my party?

[washingtonpostofficial]

I have to stay at home with my wife. She’s having people over.

[unofficialbob]

You’re all invited to my New Year’s Eve party, unless you’re the crazy guy claiming to be me.

[washingtonpostofficial]

I’m not crazy, you’re the crazy one.

[things-that-are-not-true]

skibidi toilets are real now

[charbottan]

does anyone remember porn

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

hfggvghjccgjghggfhvhhhhjhjfh goodnight, gorgeous. the tortures resume bright and early tomorrow

[washingtonpostofficial]

do you think bob woodward is hot

He’s annoying, and I don’t like him.

[washingtonpostofficial]

you will.

I don’t believe it.

[washingtonpostofficial]

are you feeling festive

Me? Not really, I guess. I don’t really care much about the holidays.

[washingtonpostofficial]

i do but not about this

I don’t like Bob Woodward.