I'm here.

go away Michelle.

[ohlexa]

#when mom finds you acting like a disgruntled pelican

[catchymemes]

This Guy Won’t Stop Photoshopping Himself Into Kendall Jenner’s Photos And It Makes Them 10 Times Better

Credit: Kirby Jenner / IG

via: boredpanda.com

[catchymemes]

[sophietisthebest]

Sophie Turner and Jonathan Van Ness meeting for the first time 

[swingsetindecember]

its like two drunks girls meeting in the bathroom

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[effervescentbi]

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

[insanity-keeps-things-fun]

Thor is like a jock from school who everyone thought was average at best with school. But then one day someone just “Wait a second, he’s in all advanced classes,” and everyone realises that he’s never done anything to make people think he’s not super smart- he’s just so nonchalant about his smarts people didn’t notice

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[zldyk]

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

[shinyv]

branston the eyrie you are a bold one

[smalltownboymp3]

[rrrick]

[penumbraphantasm]

hourly comic i posted on twitter

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it.”

By Hannah Hillam

[blackqueerblog]

I’m not gonna watch this for more than an hour 😍😍😍😍

[stephanemiroux]

Why do we wrap the wee one like they’re a burrito?

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

It’s a good way to keep them warm at night without them getting wrapped up in blankets (can lead to accidental suffocation) and also assures that they won’t scratch their little face in their sleep! Plus they tend to enjoy being wrapped up or swaddled, it makes them feel safe and calm!

[vlexxa]

I love burrito baby

[juxhex]

Goddammit Quinto you and your vocabulary battle bullshit (x)

[trektags]

In which the actors are their characters.

#pine’s evolution from ”you thought i was a dumb blonde” to ”i don’t even give a shit anymore zach i hope you choke on a thesaurus”   #is so important to me  (tags via leighway)

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Yknow when you let someone use one of your Good Pens™️ and theyre like “this is a really good pen” like 👀👌🏾i know and im watching u bicth

[fyeahmovies]

The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) dir. Mark Dindal