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#hanleia #han solo #leia organa #taylor swift #alden ehrenreich #obi wan kenobi #luke skywalker #andor #tpats

are film bros the worst people on earth? no. are they the only ones who i would actually go feral monkey on and rip out their throats with my teeth? also no but they’re high up the list

jasontoddiefor

ROTJ sequel that‘s just holonet memes about Luke Skywalker

tulipcovecrossing

#not me seeing this in the middle of pulling an all nighter to finish hw

okayysophia

What the hell is Star Wars even about???

aztecalito

Girl who fucking knows

helloitsbees

ohwellokcomputer

Taylor Swift in 2007: I’m just a girl from Nashville, singing about first love :)

Taylor Swift in 2020: well maybe if he hadn’t cheated on his wife, I wouldn’t have fucking murdered him

roseworth

most attractive male character -> eugene fitzherbert - requested by anonymous

catcrumb

#literally me rn #i worked from 1pm to 10:30pm last night #then had to work from 6am to 2:30pm today #naptime!!

sithzuko

obi-wan: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

anakin: [cracking his knuckles]

anakin: manslaughter it is

pencilscratchins

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where tatooine was and he told me “nevada” i believed him for, like, fifteen years. hey, look, i know this isn’t funny, but its one of those posts that are FOR ME. OKAY? [ID: Three panel comic of Luke and Leia. They’re walking through Tatooine, Leia peering over Luke’s shoulder as he directs them from a map. “We’re in Mos Eisley, north of us is the Carkoon Pit. East is Tusken Territory, and then to south is where I grew up. Way past that is Jabba’s, but you already knew that.” Leia asks, “What’s over those dunes?” Luke jerks a thumb over his shoulders to the Vegas Skyline sits among the sand, “Oh, that’s Las Vegas.” /END ID]

skywailer

the greatest teacher, failure is.

utopians

literally skateboarders on college campuses don't fear death or god. no brakes no handles just a blank faced college student hurtling past you faster than a semi truck on the interstate weaving through crowds iced latte in one hand speeding into traffic and dodging cars like a fast and the furious movie. they approach a 200 foot drop and you're begging screaming for them to stop but they just go right over the edge and ride down the entire cliff face at a 90 degree angle and skate off like it's nothing and not a drop of the iced latte has spilled

cheer-bear-go-vroom

Han Solo knows how to do the Boot Scootin Boogie and nobody can ever change my mind on that.

janghoefett

twoguysonebeartrap

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

hanxolo

“Relax.”

owlsongsandgoblinlaughs

#hans solo is gd teddy bear it is an empirical fact #goes from standoffish sass to comfortable forehead kisses #in an interval you can measure with an egg-timer #and leia ‘tiny but mighty’ organa is like I LOVE U BUT INTENSE AND A BIT SHOUTY IS MY FACTORY SETTING #I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THINGS #and he’s like I KNOW I LOVE UR FACTORY SETTING. ALL WILL BE COOL. *SMOOCH*

keeper-of-the-flames

And in case you wanted to know why Leia was kicked out of boarding school.

abrightshiningstar

[text referring to Princess Leia from a database, likely as a bonus/flavor text in a videogame: Letter to Senator Bail Organa: To the Most Respected Senator Organa, It is with the deepest regret that I must return to you your thirty-thousand credit bond, and your Princess. Our institution has existed for several thousand years. It prides itself in molding young girls from Alderaan’s finest families into young women whose behavior and decorum is the pride of those families. However, we believe that Princess Leia is incapable of conforming to our standards. This is the unanimous decision of the Board of Directors, and was arrived at due to three separate infractions. a) The Princess led a sit-in rebellion of students during breakfast, when they were served bottled juice instead of freshly squeezed. b) The Princess re-programmed the PA system to play the Anthem of the Republic (in direct violation of Imperial Edict 2.33b) during assembly. c) The Princess sliced a secure mainframe and swapped every reference to Emperor Palpatine with Emperor… well, let us just say that is is a word seven year old Princesses should not know. Yours, with respect, Madam Nestor, Govorness, Grevasse City Colloglum for Young Ladies]