The rule for prep time is that if one contestant gets prep time, the other contestant gets an equal amount of prep time as well.
Who wins in a fight to the death?
Gir
Minimoose
Voting ended onMay 11, 2023
[Masterpost]
Information about both contestants (who they are, powers and abilities, etc) can be found under the cut.
Contestant Stats:
Gir:
“The king of hot topic”
Appearances:
Gir appears everywhere throughout the entire series. He’s a main character. I don’t think he even needs an appearances section
Powers and abilities:
SIR Unit Technology (a massive array of stored weapons, laser eyes, x-ray vision, analyzing equipment, etc)
Gir’s Storage Systems (SIR Units can store a massive amount of things inside of themselves, and as seen in “Mortos der Soulstealer”, SIR Units can fire stored things out at extremely high speeds. Gir gets this as a separate ability because his storage system is CONSTANTLY full of random junk and unlike the rest of his technology, Gir has shown that he will actually fire things out semi-consistently and on command)
Extreme Strength (SIR Units can lift extremely heavy objects that are much larger than themselves, like a Megadoomer plug, with no issue)
Extreme Speed (SIR Units can move extremely fast, with Gir moving fast enough to dodge missiles)
Flight (SIR Units also come equipped with foot-mounted rocket engines allowing them to fly)
Extreme Durability (SIR Units are extremely durable, and can’t be destroyed easily. Gir even has his head chopped off and remains fully functional. Gir may even be more durable than normal due to him being a defective Unit.
[Weakness] Defective SIR Unit (Gir is a defective SIR Unit that can’t think properly and can basically never focus. He does what he wants and what he wants is completely random and often nonsensical. For this fight we’re assuming that Gir actively wants to fight his opponent, but what Gir does and how he goes about doing things is completely random. He could do something counterproductive, he could do something useful by complete chance or he could enter duty mode for a second and do something useful and logical. It’s a complete dice roll)
Fun Fact:
I’d mention Bloody Gir but I think everyone knows about them at this point
Minimoose:
“Been here the whole time”
Appearances:
Minimoose’s only TV appearance is in the episode “The Most Horrible Christmas Ever”, but we would have seen them a lot more if the show wasn’t cancelled, including an episode called “Nubs Of Doom” where we would have seen their creation. They also appear in Enter The Florpus and make consistent appearances in the Comics.
Powers and abilities:
Telekinesis
Energy Blasts (Minimoose can fire powerful blasts of dark energy from themselves. We never officially see it so it’s impossible to say for sure, but it’s most likely that Minimoose’s “deadly weapons” we hear about in “Nubs Of Doom” are actually these energy blasts at max strength)
Teleportation (Minimoose is able to manipulate dark energy to teleport things. HOWEVER, we won’t be counting Minimoose teleporting the entire Earth as something they can do, as they needed a very specific setup involving everyone on earth holding hands combined with the Membracelets and a blob creature Zim created. Minimoose’s actual limits with teleportation are most likely just teleporting themselves and whatever is holding them)
Fun Fact:
Minimoose is canonically confirmed to be non-binary, making them one of two canonically confirmed non-binary Invader Zim characters with Recap Kid being the other one, and one of four non-binary Invader Zim characters if you also consider Invader Tenn and Commander Poki, who are heavily implied to be non-binary but not explicitly confirmed.
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