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NEW BLOG

This blog feels too much like a mess so i made a completely new one. If you still want to have me on your dashboard: @wxstelandbby is my new one

anxietyproblem

bioticgoddess

It has extra glitter and tinsel.

kitty

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

nerroart

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

Collaboration....

me trying to organize my life

wastelandbxby

Me trying to fix my bad mental health

thatsthat24

Long Distance Friendships 📨

catchymemes

sssquiddles

serene-elysium

another pic, different angle

randomklutz

^ important

probsjosh

big boy

tincansamurai

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

i-aint-even-bovvered

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

plumgall

The sexiest thing in the world is being able to tell someone “it hurts and upsets me when you do this” and instead of them becoming angry and defensive and violent they say “I am sorry I do not want to hurt you let’s figure out a way to resolve this” 😩😩😩😩😩😩 When they meet the bare minimum requirements of emotional maturity 😍💦💦I’m so wet

five-flats

fun fact this should apply to friendships as well

spacereturn007-deactivated20210

gonna tell my kids this is jesus

ghostclvb

why is this so fucking funny

anxietyproblem

bookcub

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

antique-scarecrow

very good content

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

Ah, some gold!

Omfg, a goldmine

@estheticallypleased

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fairyblue-alchemist

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

gayrudeboys

#important

littleblackmaps

there’s no easy way to say this so i’ll just say it: my mother passed away last saturday and due to some unforeseen circumstances regarding her life insurance, i have to cover her funeral costs out of pocket. if anyone has anything to spare, i would greatly appreciate it. my cashapp is $cheeseamberger or you can paypal me via email at [email protected]. thank you!

popsunner

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

popsunner

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular.

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

popsunner

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

popsunner

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

popsunner

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

popsunner

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

popsunner

Thought you guys would want to know-

Gray is me, white is Colin. We’re idiots

arthriticjester

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

pink-souda-pop

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

arthriticjester

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

arthriticjester

And so it continues

arthriticjester

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

arthriticjester

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.