this is about your cars extended warranty

I took an online test once and got a white onion, so I like to think I'm pretty cool.

[were--ralph]

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

[were--ralph]

like this if you even care

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[anoptimisticdevil]

[violetswithviolence-deactivated]

lili reinhart they could never make me hate you or even slightly dislike you 🤍

[animentality]

[animentality]

[coochiekrab]

Thinking about slightly goth Nevaeh. Considering slightly got Nevaeh. Pondering

[willigula]

Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey. Photograph by Daniel Ibanez, 2024

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i think they should let the skull drive the car

[retroactivebakeries]

#kind of thought this would be like an armored car situation but no he's just up there riding passenger princess

what're they gonna do, kill him?

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Gah, me too

[charl0ttan]

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

octopuses are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately takoyaki are good as fuck soooo :/

[liquidstar]

Matt if it's a boy, Mattress if it's a girl

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[quaintpanic]

[coolreader18]

discourse.jpg

[facultativeactivity]

SU having a whole-ass episode with the moral of 'you know sometimes you and your friends will have different feelings about the same piece of fiction and that's fine, don't get too worked up over it' hits different after learning how the internet treated this show while it was running.

[catchymemes]