Jacob the Watchdog

tch... tumblr is stupid

[watch-jacob-dog]

Someone is a grumpy grump... lol

yes

[watch-jacob-dog]

*Aubrey, standing at ground level yelling up to Jacob's cubby with a piece of paper in her hand* JACOB!!! HEY!!! HEY JACOB!!!! JACOB, HEY!!!! HEYYYYY!! JACOOOOOOOOB!!!! JAKE!!! JACOB!!!! DOWN HERE!!!! HEY!!!

*he peaks over but only barley*

what do you want.?

[watch-jacob-dog]

Fast And Curious

aka why me and please dont tag me again, @aubreythewatchdog

Here it goes i guess...

Drink / Drive

Tropical island / Deserted island

Curry / French fries

Metal / Punk

Sunshine / Rain

Auto-tune / Not

Music / movies

Football (American) / Football (Soccer)

Drama / Comedy

Mammal / Reptile

Alcohol / Soda

Reality / Fantasy

Superhero / Supervillain

Animation / Live action

Past / Future

Piano / Guitar

Vodka / Whiskey

Money / Glory

Power / Friends

To be / Not to be

alright that was lame uhh... i guess i tag, @ensignrick and @sargentnicole 

[watch-jacob-dog]

Why can't you be happy?

I can be happy anytime I want

[watch-jacob-dog]

You look like you need to be happy!

You look like you need to shut the fuck up and mind your own business

[g-4-b-0]

[deactivated3234killmykioff2k16]

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

me and the girls having a nice night

[watch-jacob-dog]

"Yo! Soren is my name and making friends is my game! So would you maybe become my friend?" - ask-the-fisher-boy

No. @ask-the-fisher-boy

[ask-soren-the-explorer]

“Aww, but why? I really wanna befriend you!” Soren pops up behind Jacob. “Yo! Your eye is so cool! Mine is just blue and boring.” He lets out a happy laugh

[watch-jacob-dog]

“Because I hate people.” He said flatly, “K. Thanks i guess.”

[watch-jacob-dog]

"Yo! Soren is my name and making friends is my game! So would you maybe become my friend?" - ask-the-fisher-boy

No. @ask-the-fisher-boy

[ask-mads-andersen]

[watch-jacob-dog] S'up dud---- uhh the fuck happened to you?

((The past Mads does not remember what the new Mads have been doing lately, so he is a little confused)).

[watch-jacob-dog]

Dude, the fuck happened to you? Why’re u stuttering and shit? What’re you embarrassed or somethin? @ask-mads-andersen

[ask-mads-andersen]

I don’t want to take a guess.

[watch-jacob-dog]

Uhhhh….

It’s Jacob…

[ask-mads-andersen]

P-Please do not call m-me a liar! I beg you!

[watch-jacob-dog]

Dude chill, no one is callin ya a liar, so cool it. You’re starting to piss me off. Seriously? Begging? Come on, no one likes that shit unless its in the bedroom so calm yourself. If you dont remember it then fine, HERE

you better remember this one

[ask-mads-andersen]

N-not that I t-t-think you are p-pretty! But you s-seem like a good g-guy!

[watch-jacob-dog]

Ok lisen here, you little fuck, dont, just dont i am not nice. At ALL , i’m not a good guy. Look, I don’t know what the fuck you’re deal is, or what you want from me, but don’t you ever insult me like this ever again. WHO the fUCK, do you thing I am??? Fucking Ven????!!! Go talk to that jackass, if you want some “kind” disgusting goodie-two shoes shit. J-just, back off! I’m not trying to be you’re friend or anything, so get those ideas out of your head. I’m just sOME guy nothing more, nothing less, and that’s all i’ll ever be. @ask-past-mads-andersen

[meme-theft]

[thehopefulbluestocking]

I am not one for physical contact with people outside my family… 

[ask-soren-the-explorer]

@watch-jacob-dog

[watch-jacob-dog]

Damn right.

[lolfunnyhumor]

[ask-mads-andersen]

[watch-jacob-dog] S'up dud---- uhh the fuck happened to you?

((The past Mads does not remember what the new Mads have been doing lately, so he is a little confused)).

[watch-jacob-dog]

Dude, the fuck happened to you? Why’re u stuttering and shit? What’re you embarrassed or somethin? @ask-mads-andersen

[ask-mads-andersen]

I don’t want to take a guess.

[watch-jacob-dog]

Uhhhh….

It’s Jacob…

[ask-mads-andersen]

P-Please do not call m-me a liar! I beg you!

[watch-jacob-dog]

Dude chill, no one is callin ya a liar, so cool it. You’re starting to piss me off. Seriously? Begging? Come on, no one likes that shit unless its in the bedroom so calm yourself. If you dont remember it then fine, HERE

you better remember this one

[ask-mads-andersen]

[watch-jacob-dog] S'up dud---- uhh the fuck happened to you?

((The past Mads does not remember what the new Mads have been doing lately, so he is a little confused)).

[watch-jacob-dog]

Dude, the fuck happened to you? Why’re u stuttering and shit? What’re you embarrassed or somethin? @ask-mads-andersen

[ask-mads-andersen]

I don’t want to take a guess.

[watch-jacob-dog]

Uhhhh....

It’s Jacob...

[club-edm]

AND STOP STARING AT ME WITH THEM BIG ‘OL EYES

[ensignrick]

(Continued from here)

but that’s cool

i just so happen to have one(1) piece of paper with my number already on it. guess you’re as much of a babe as anyone else here so you can take it but im warning u:

youre absolutely right im definitely going to bug you

@watch-jacob-dog

[watch-jacob-dog]

alright well just hand it over already. theres no need to make a big deal about it. if you bug me i’ll just block your number so i dont really care. @ensignrick