Best Father Figure Competition
Hi everyone! We all (well at least me) like a little competition so letâs have the Best Father Figure Competition! Â Woo-Hoo! We have two qualified contestants for our competition today - Harold Cooper and Raymond Red Reddington. [Audience cheering]!
Our first event is the fatherly hand holding competition. And our first contestant is Harold Cooper:
Harold does an excellent job of conveying paternal support to Lizzie with his very comforting quadruple-decker hand hold. Well done Harold! That will be hard for Red to match!
And speaking of Red, our next contestant in the fatherly hand holding competition Is Raymond Red Reddington:
Whoa! Big fail there buddy! You should never run your hand up the inside of your daughterâs leg when holding hands. You get an âFâ. Well letâs hope you are more competitive in the fatherly kiss category coming right up.
And speaking of which, our next competition is indeed the fatherly kiss. Once again Harold Cooper is leading us off:
Wonderful, just wonderful. Harold gives Lizzie just the perfect fatherly kiss on the forehead. Â Quick, demure, chaste. Youâre smoking hot tonight Harold!
And now Raymond Red Reddington is going to give his fatherly kiss the old college try:
OMG you royally screwed this up Red! You donât tilt your head to get your daughterâs lips closer to your lips. And you should never, ever look at your daughter in a way that makes her want to get so close in the first place. Are you even trying here Red?
So our third and final competition is the fatherly way to look at your daughter event. Once again Harold will kick us off with his entry:
You are awesome Harold! Any daughter would love her father to look at her with such paternal affection and concern. Marvelous! Not sure how Red is going to pull this one out!
But of course Red is going to give us his best shot. So here is his entry for the fatherly way to look at your daughter:
What the heck Red? Â You are acting like a total horndog! You should never ever look at your daughter with lust in your eyes. Now that just wonât do. Not at all! You get a time-out!
Well Iâm afraid that is it for our competition. It wasnât even close. The results are in. Harold Cooper wins the best father figure competition in a land-slide! Poor Red appears to not know how to act like a father around Lizzie at all. So you lose buddy! Better luck next time.
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