Incorrect Watchmen Quotes

i guess... (these are based exclusively on the comics)

[inkorrect-watchmen]

watchmen as troubled birds (pt. 1)

[watchmenwasgay]

[watchmenwasgay]

The Comedian: "You're trying to kill me" oh boo hoo, have you tried being less sensitive to having your head blown up?

[medli20]

[watchmenwasgay]

Nite Owl: Rorschach how long does a stick of deodorant last you

Rorschach: Usually 3 to 4 bites

Nite Owl: Why do I bother

[watchmenwasgay]

The Comedian: *pulls out a gun*

Nite Owl: We said no guns!

The Comedian: Really? I thought we said no gum

Nite Owl: But you're also chewing gum!

The Comedian: *blows bubble* I'm a wildcard

[watchmenwasgay]

Rorschach: Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse. That's what I always say

Dan: Well then say something else

[watchmenwasgay]

Rorschach: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Maybe I’m stupid and if you give me food, you’ll earn my trust, and I’ll follow you around.

[watchmenwasgay]

Dr.Manhattan: Don't worry Laurie. Everyone is afraid of something

Laurie: Even you?

Dr.Manhattan: No

[watchmenwasgay]

Dan: Don't say a word!

Rorschach: ... fergalicious

Dan: Rorschach! what did I say?

Rorschach: Oh I see. Two weeks ago in scrabble it wasn't a word. Now it is. Convenient for you isn't it.

[watchmenwasgay]

Laurie: I'm an agreeable skeptic, who's cautious yet flamboyant.

Dan: I'm a shy wall flower, who's dangerously curious!

Adrian:

Adrian: I'm a manipulative megalomaniac whose intensely opportunistic tendencies led to an extreme god complex.

[watchmenwasgay]

Adrian: There seems to be some confusion about this. Crimebusters is my intellectual property, and mine alone. All of my headcanons are %100 legitimate, where as yours are all laughably fake. There is no room for interpretation whatsoever in Crimebusters. Not even a little bit and to claim otherwise is heresy, and also in violation of my rights as the co-creator. I hope this clears things up.

[watchmenwasgay]

Rorschach: I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE

I WILL NEVER CHANGE

I WILL NEVER IMPROVE

THAT IS A PROMISE

[watchmenwasgay]

Dr.Malcolm: pspspspspspsps you kill anyone catboy?

Rorschach: That's between me and god

[watchmenwasgay]

Adrian: Uh, why is there a pentagram on the floor?

The Crimebusters: You told us to satanize the place.

Adrian:

Adrian: I said sanitize.

[watchmenwasgay]

The Comedian: When someone doesn't like me, I always try to make them dislike me even more. I don't like to leave things by halves.

[watchmenwasgay]

Dan, at the hospital: I’m Walter's emergency contact

Nurse: So you’re here to pick him up?

Dan: I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact