watermountain

my dog loves me i swear

[guccixcucci]

Oh wow

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[elephantsshoe-blog]

[mamamartyr]

Me in everything

[dankmemeuniversity]

[water--mountain]

me in my third year of college: oh so we in college college?

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[longanimals]

[4gifs]

[catdad-deactivated20151020]

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[mysharona1987]

[thesugarhole]

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[foxyj26]

A better situation

[yllwlotus]

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

[kinkycurlznpearls]

A more prosperous and abundant situation.

[paularekiyah]

My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup.

[canc3rb0y]

me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell

[cpthadon]

So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like a bad bitch

[paularekiyah]

I’m cryinnnnnn 😂 ^

[tasty-bitch-nugget-666]

Soft as Silk, Sweet as honey, Dumb as shit, I ain’t got no money

[n-yks]

You’re dumb and annoying

You forgot slutty and depressed

[wiselwisel]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

act a fool sis

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

why does every father have the emotional intelligence of a flea

[certifiedboob]

toxic masculinity

[spoekelse]

Not my dad, shut it

[mychemicalnations]

Okay it’s great that your father doesn’t fall into this category - my father doesn’t, either - but I don’t think that’s a very good reason for telling others to shut it.

[spoekelse]

Because it says “every father”, and I’m not here for that. I’m not here for making that an expectation, or making it normal. Some fathers, maybe. Not every father.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

if your father was so great why’d he raise such a dipshit