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forever removing “agree to disagree” from my vocabulary now i end all my arguments with “live with what makes you comfortable but know that ultimately you’re not telling yourself the truth” and that’s on me being sick and tired <3 we’re burning bridges today

lunnefisk

who remembers when the fine bros tried to copyright the general concept of reacting to something on youtube

balaclava-trismegistus

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

balaclava-trismegistus

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

pandalavalamp

with somebody who loves me

brucebocchi

surprisebitch

ariana grande’s enunciation reminds me of the time i was sucking dick and the guy asked me a question in the middle that isn’t a yes-or-no type like “oh fuck when’s the last time you’ve been deepthroated?” and i try to respond with a dick suffocating me like “lungaweeffawgho” and while moaning, he goes “aah wha?” but my answer shouldn’t matter cause what’s important is he’s having a good time like how i enjoy ari’s songs even when i dont understand what she’s saying

imraichu

this page from hasbro's 2005 site aged EXTREMELY well

sandmandaddy69

hotvampireadjacent

toastbutteregg

perks-of-being-chinese

woodmeat

tonyhawksunderground2-blog

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

woodmeat

I had beef wit somone

miir4ge-deactivated20210710

i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

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<] :)

This is the wizard who runs my computer

animalcrossingmemes

toastbutteregg

sipisttoo

I may never recover from finding out today that Winona Ryder married Keanu Reeves while filming in Romania in 1992 and legit does not know if it was legally binding or not,,, 25 years later and she’s just like lol idk

I BEG YOUR PARDON

sipisttoo