fish

local dumbass. he/they, adult. comms: https://vgen.co/asocialGoldfish

[water-ouzel]

realized i've never ever had a pinned post

hi i'm fish! he/they very transgender and a whole host of other things

there's no way i'm ever going to update this post but i am currently an adult and assume that will not change at any point in the future

i would suggest not following if you are a minor. i would consider this blog to be mostly sfw but i do not trust myself to permanently refrain from reblogging anything risque and i do not want random children seeing that. sorry, come back in a few years

check out this pigeon

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[actualjoy]

House

[waffietato]

Nomura you absolute madman.

[shamebats]

[proteusolm]

I'm not sure an animal has ever looked so despondent while eating a tortilla chips

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[herpsandbirds]

Wilson's Plover (Anarhynchus wilsonia), chicks, family Charadriidae, order Charadriiformes, FL, USA

photographs by Igor Marach

[lionofchaeronea]

"Hello, my name is Plover, and I am 120% legs. How are you?"

[leftoverys]

“Cant talk, gotta go plover there” *runs away with my long as fuck legs*

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[spiribia]

I like in rpgs where if you don’t romance two of the characters they start romancing each other instead. You think you’re the only fish in the sea

[etrosgate]

"Crab Silence" struck me speechless for a second

[kilncreatures]

ever considered a gorse with wings? like a pegasus except. goose?

pegoosus?

you bet i have

(dont mind her gaunt lumpiness she's built for radio)

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible