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Take a seat, relax and watch the madness unfold

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i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

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do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

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My mom is a Pisces and my father is an Aquarius 

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I am an Aquarius, my mum is a Cancer and my dad a Leo

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Always Reblog the money cat

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Adorableeeee

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at a job interview

“So tell us a bit about yourself”

2 hours later:

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lol me

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Hard shell, soft core: Aries, Gemini,Pisces, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Soft shell, hard core: Taurus, Virgo, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Cancer

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Patel aesthetics: Aquarius sun

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⋆ The signs in aesthetics: Scorpio ⋆

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Scorpio x Aquarius (fxf) neon aesthetics

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experiment: reblog with your opinion on licorice and your star sign in the tags

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Love it!👌

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The signs as memes

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

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If you love me

Let me go: Libra, Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn,Sagittarius

Show me more: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer, Aquarius

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Hot shower VS Cold shower

Hot shower: Aries, Libra, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius

Cold shower: Sagittarius, Taurus, Capricorn, Gemini, Scorpio, Pisces

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Lives to eat VS Eats to live

Lives to eat: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Eats to live: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

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The Signs as Gordon Ramsay Quotes

Aries: “I WISH you would jump in the oven! That would make life a lot easier!”

Taurus: “Dear god, for what we are about to receive may the lord not kill me with food poisoning.” 

Gemini: “Look at that. Overcooked on the bottom, crispy as fuck, and it looks like Ghandi’s flip flop!”

Cancer:  “Chimichangas? Chimi-chuck it in the bin.”

Leo: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”

Virgo: “How about a thank you, you miserable, wee bitch.”  

Libra: “In terms of beauty, it’s not exactly an Indian classic. It looks like a dehydrated turd…”

Scorpio: “Forecast for tomorrow? 100% chance of tears.” 

Sagittarius: “I have to laugh when someone calls me an asshole - I’ve been called far worse than that.” 

Capricorn: “My gran could do better, and she’s dead!”

Aquarius: “You still look fabulous by the way. You should be covering GQ. Front cover, Captain Dick.“

Pisces: “You fucking donkey.” 

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When you get drunk