Chonkey

real thicc kitties over here

[ilynpilled]

hes a poet

[pantwardowskimoved]

i am going to fucking Cry

[thelandofmemes]

What the hell… 😭

[geeneelee]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[geeneelee]

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️

How do you people even find me

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Two sentence horror story.

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

The European mind cannot comprehend what it was like to be a person who'd only had Hershey bullshit chocolate my entire life and then have European chocolate for the very first time and it made me realize why people were acting like that in the Willy Wonka movies

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

[spnyuri]

BECAUSE A CAR HAMMER EXPLOSION WHERE THE HAMMERS FLY EVERYWHERE KILLED MY GRANDMA

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

[wildzero]

wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

to the fairest

Athena

Hera

Aphrodite

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

[bloodied-dagger-deactivated2024]

[honeysider]

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.

Hera offers you a life long and happy

Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not

[honeysider]

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

[honeysider]

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Big horse.

[honeysider]

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

[sirguyofnothing]

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

[polishwave]

Podlaska kultura mnie zachwyca.

[is-henry-kissinger-still-dead]

He’s dead!🎉

[transmemesfortransqueens]

[chewbacca]

GEN V (2023— ) S01E05, Welcome to the Monster Club

[jordanlihive]

“I want Derek in a crop top.” She’s just like us fr

[slayqueeningtbh]

LIZZE⁉️