bek ☆ @waterm3lon-bek - Tumblr Blog

"i love you a million times, loving you, multiplied //

i saw a star fly the sky today

wonder if you'd seen it too

you feel so close, but so far away

i'm missing you" - multiply, woodz

#thank you for sharing your light with us no matter where you are #it continues to radiate throughout the world #i love you so much and i cant wait until we meet again <3

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Shadow the Hedgehog in Norman, Oklahoma.

#PEAK #shadow the hedgehog

magneticghouls

wait ok what was everyone's gateway rpf

#my chem #specifically gee and frank but also all of em #back in the ye olden good days™ of wattpad when there weren't ads

gonzocoded

wanna give these men my old lady hobbies so bad

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fuck it. after retiring shane is sooo bored so he starts crocheting. he does it while he listens to his little hockey audiobooks. makes terrible looking sweaters and scarves for everyone. ilya bullies him into making a miniature sweater for the dog.

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he also gets into gardening. he has his flower garden and his veggie garden. they’re both organized in a color coded spreadsheet. ilya refuses to eat veggies that weren’t grown by his husband.

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ilya decides to try baking. he starts out by making the russian goodies his mom got for him from the local bakery when he was a kid. shane is NOT allowed in the kitchen during baking time. he tried sourdough but he couldn’t make it work and got so frustrated that shane had to ban him from trying anymore.

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not an old lady hobby, but ilya goes through a phase where he bedazzles things. everything is sparkly in their home for a quite a while. there are certain items that he’s forbidden from touching with his little bedazzle gun after shane caught him about to take it to his jersey.

#as an autistic person who crochets this is sooo dear to me #trust once he's a year or so in shane is making all sorts of stuff #maybe a little amigurumi for anya #heated rivalry

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

#yes this is about mark #mark lee

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Hudson Williams painting, inspired by classical art 🐍

julius-caeser

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

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As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.

They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.

Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.

Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.

Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"

Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.

Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."

Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.

Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.

Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.

Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.

I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.

#YES YES ABSOLUTELY #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov