Watermelon-icedtea

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[honeyscentedbitch]

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[methylbenzene]

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

[tentaclerapper-deactivated20131]

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

wait I’m not the only one who did this?

[watermelon-icedtea]

My dude had the shape of mario and was running with a chainsaw in his hands. He jumped or walked over every tree or any sign and sonon but when I was super lazy he just cut his way through 😄

[mustiest]

[coltre]

[2-13-97]

[bijunn-deactivated20130612]

Shout out to all the PoC children who survived either or both of these two fucking tubs of viscous hell.

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[beyonslayed]

Stop

[teuer]

[hatethetrip]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

[aceticacid]

[lion-prince-deactivated20160427]

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

[sixpenceee]

White house staff watching Obama welcome Donald Trump as president. 

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[sexyyuglyy]

what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur?  is it an umbrella?  an elephant?  a young bill cosby? 

[ta7yafilisteen-deactivated20170]

You can meet someone tomorrow who has better intentions for you than someone you’ve known for years, time means nothing; character does.